TwiddlyBits' Sex Blog

R was supposed to come over for dinner on Friday night. After I had to cancel our last planned meeting, we agreed that Feb 20th would be a good time for him to come over. Thursday morning, I sent him the directions to our place. I didn't hear from him Thursday night or Friday or even today (Saturday). I am disappointed, but I hope nothing untoward has happened to him!

So I decided to console myself today. I dyed my hair.

Dangly helped. He held the mirror for me as I applied the goop to my hair & ran the timer so that I left the solution on for the appropriate amount of time - 25 minutes.

What to do for 25 minutes? I was standing naked in the shower with a towel pinned around my shoulders, goop-covered plastic gloves on my hands.

Dangly had an idea! He kneeled down & put his face in my pussy, craning his neck & tonguing my clit so nicely. After a little while of that (and several small orgasms on my part), his neck started to hurt, so he backed off and used his hands for a while. I suggested that he go get one of my vibrators, so he excused himself for a moment and came back with my G Candy waterproof vibe.

OooooOOoooOOooh! I love that vibe!! Using it along with his fingers was heavenly! He twiddled my bits and buzzed the vibe on my clit ring - when it buzzes, you know the vibe is on the perfect spot. :-) At one point I told him, "Don't move!" and he froze in position. I shuddered as a big orgasm washed over me, while Dangly watched me intently.

After that, he slowly backed off and our petting session came to an end. The timer binged & I got down to the business of washing the color stuff out of my hair.

I am now a redhead. A very coppery readhead, to be exact. A little more coppery than I expected, but such is life.

Perhaps I'll post pics.

A couple of months ago, reader Eric George sent me an email asking if I would read and review an erotic e-book he had written. I agreed to do so, but made sure to tell him that it would have to wait until things settled down after the winter holidays and the new year.

So, I finally read it -- and really liked it!

Eric writes:

The link to the book is http://www.renebooks.com/eb.php3?ebookid=17459. Note that although the copy you have is titled The Sisters of Montebello, the publisher released it as Nuns in Love, which I hate. But she says the word 'nuns' in the title guarantees higher sales - so what could I say? (I thought the sales figures were due to the excellence of the cover model's bottom.)

That's right - he said Nuns!

The book is about Therese von Falberg, Mother Superior of the Sisters of Montebello, of the Order of St. Mary Magdalene. Set "somewhere in central Europe" in the 1940s, a crisis arises when the Imperial Army comes to the castle of Montebello and wants "girls" for their Officers Club. Therese is given a choice - either the Army conscripts women from the village, or she & some of the other nuns can "volunteer" to be the officers' concubines.

Wow, talk about breaking some taboos, eh?

I found the story to be engaging, the characters well-rounded and the dialogue to be more or less believeable. I was pleasantly surprised to find that there was honest humor in these pages as well as sex scenes that are just the right touch of spice that I enjoy. It was fascinating to view these experiences from the eyes of Therese and the other nuns.

I especially enjoyed the character of Captain Prince Franz Mefist, the Adjutant of the Army brigade that occupies the castle. It is he who gives Therese the ultimatum and he who supervises the nuns' training as the officers' "girls". He is aristocratic with an air of privilege that brooks no compromise, yet is kind and sympathetic to their plight, even as he gives them no room to refuse.

As the nuns enter their new profession, they learn several things - there are many wonderful scenes involving their "enlightenment", but I won't spoil the fun by divulging everything here.

Suffice to say that I recommend that you go read the book. Eric has done a bang-up job with it & I hope you all enjoy it.

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Get your own here.... Wear it proudly!

It seems like everyone is out to get some publicity!

I got a note from my friend H who is looking for some desktop wallpaper for his fiancée. He writes:

I am having trouble finding erotic male desktop pics (women are easy to find) that aren't gay. Any good links?

If you know of anything, please leave a comment. Thanks!

I'm in a strange mood today, sort of pensive, but horny as hell. So, I thought I'd pose a question:

What music makes you hot? So hot that you want to just close your eyes, run your hands over your body and fuck your brains out? (If I ever get the nerve to actually karaoke, I'm sure it'll be dangerous!)

I've been thinking about this for a couple of weeks, trying to gather a list of what does it for me. A partial list follows (in no particular order) & I'll be putting it over in the left-hand Nav bar soon, where I can update it as I see fit.

Feel free to answer in the comments - I'm looking forward to getting some ideas for new tunes to hear (or old ones to re-visit)!

Songs That Make TwiddlyBits Want to Fuck

• With a Little Help from My Friends - Joe Cocker
• Foxey Lady - Jimi Hendrix
• Are You Experienced? - Jimi Hendrix
• Inna Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
• I Want You (She's So Heavy) - The Beatles (although someone did a pretty good cover of it way back in 1993 or so, but I don't know who that was. Does anybody remember that?)
• Happiness is a Warm Gun - The Beatles, but only that section that goes I need a fix 'cause I'm goin' down..., not the rest of it
• Mars, the Bringer of War - from The Planets by Gustav Holst, as performed by the London Philharmonic

Yeah, that last one's a classical piece - it makes me HOT, so I included it.

John Dougan, a fellow Canadian (well, Dangly is Canadian even if I'm not - but I do sing "O Canada" at hockey games!), was the 50,000th visitor to this site and has the screenshot to prove it!

Thanks so much for sending that pic to me, John. I've put a permanent link to it over in the left-hand Nav bar, beneath the counter.

After sitting here reading sex blogs all day yesterday, I was pretty damn horny by the time Dangly got home from work. I had already played once during the day - using my G Candy vibe on my clit (batteries were running low; I've since put new ones in) and my Pink Pal ex-vibe-now-a-dildo in my ass - but had worked myself up into a pretty good lather again by early evening.

When I met Dangly at the door, I was wearing my new black micro-fiber & lace thong with a new tight, TIGHT sweater-style shirt over a black bra that matches the thong. The top was unbuttoned down to just below my breasts and when you stand to my left, you see just the perfect amount of skin. Combined with a bold necklace and matching earrings, it's quite a fetching ensemble.

I smiled and stood in front of Dangly as he put down his briefcase and took off his jacket. He smiled at me and commented, "You look very sleek today!" "Do I?" "Yes, indeed," then he held out his arms and I stepped into them and rubbed my sleek self over his still-clothed body while he cupped my ass in his hands. I stepped back and handed him the keys to the mailbox & he dutifully went out to retrieve the day's post. When he got back, he was subjected to an even warmer greeting from me. He took off his shoes & went to go get cleaned up while I attended to dinner. After seeing that it was proceeding nicely, I went back to the bedroom to chat with him while he changed clothes. I hugged him & he picked me up and threw me onto the bed, then buried his face in my crotch and pretended to gnaw on me through my undies. Then, he turned away to continue getting dressed!

"Tease!" I accused and lightly kicked his ass with my foot. He laughed! I rolled off the bed & stomped my foot. He turned around, genuinely surprised, "what's wrong?" I protested, "I'm about to crawl out of my skin & you're teasing me!" He laughed again & sat down on the bed, drawing me in to stand between his knees. "Aw, has my wife been reading porn all day and now she's horny?" "Yes," I pouted while he rubbed his face between my breasts and ran his hands over my hips, thighs and ass. "Well, maybe we can do something about that after supper," he soothed. "I sure hope so!" I replied before leaving to go finish dinner.

After dinner, I got the towel out so that Dangly could shave me. He got the electric razor, blotted me dry with a tissue (otherwise the razor "sticks" to my skin), then shaved me so ultra smooth - I really love that freshly-shaved feeling. Along the way, the vibrations of the razor were having an effect on me - much more than they usually do - and I had a few small orgasms. He reversed the razor, putting the handle on my clit & I just about hit the ceiling. His eyes opened wide with surprise - I had never reacted quite so, well, "violently" before. When he was done, he held my labia apart with his fingers and concentrated his tongue and teeth on my clit until I was shuddering. Then he sent me to the shower to rinse off. After rinsing, he inspected his work and pronounced it good.

A little while later, I was sitting on his lap kissing him and he asked, "Do you want me to nibble on your pussy for a while?" I enthusiastically replied, "Yes!" and he carried me back to the bedroom and laid me gently on the bed, then kneeled down between my legs and took my bijou in his mouth.

I have to tell you, this was one of the best episodes of oral sex that I've ever had - and Dangly's provided a number of stellar performances! I was moaning and writhing and bucking my cunt against his face - you could almost say I was fucking his face, holding his head closer, closer and tighter to me. Finally, his tongue was dancing on my magic spot and I was desperately holding him tight, begging him not to stop, ordering him not to dare stop what he was doing and I didn't sail, I rocketed over the edge of the abyss, all circuits firing, fireworks exploding in my head.

As I collapsed back onto the bed, he lapped at my clit a few more times, slow long strokes with his tongue. He got no reaction from me because my circuit breakers had tripped and he could have done anything to me at all and I probably wouldn't have felt it at all, not until the breakers had had a chance to reset anyway. He knows this and continues the long slow strokes until he *does* get a reaction; that's when he knows that it's ok to proceed.

He crawled up my body to kiss my lips. I hungrily licked my juices from his chin, cheeks and lips. We smiled at each other & I thanked him for the wonderful orgasm. He stood up again and showed me his huge erection, pushing against his sweat pants. "Mmm, impressive," I said as I reached out to stroke it.

He took off his shirt & pants and I took his cock into my mouth, pulling back the foreskin to run my tongue over his reddening-to-purple glans. He moaned when I started fingering one of his nipples and used the other hand to grip his shaft, pumping up and down in time with my mouth, while my tongue danced around his crown.

After a little while of this, my jaw was tiring (Alex is right, a large cock like Dangly's can be tiring to suck for any length of time - not that I don't enjoy trying!), so I told him, "Stay right there," and got up to get some lube so I could finish with a hand job. I had just pumped a portion of Slippery Stuff into my hand and was turning around to return when Dangly said, "Why don't you get out the harness?" I stopped & looked at him, my hand full of lube. He grinned and said, "Well, then why don't *I* get out the harness?" He came around to the Toy Box and found the harness and selected the Kozmo vibe. I asked him to use the waterproof bullet vibe in it - not only are the vibrations nice, but the Kozmo's cavity needs to be filled with something or else it bends too easily for what were were going to do.

He inserted the bullet vibe and selected an appropriately sized O ring and assembled the harness. Not wanting my handful of lube to go to waste, I took hold of his cock and started stroking it, "Just to keep you interested," I said. "Uh-huh," he answered as he tried to concentrate on the task at hand. At one point, he winced and said, "If you keep doing that, I won't be able to finish this." His cock head was *very* purple, the foreskin was very tight and his balls were drawn up all the way to the base of his shaft. I could see that he was quite aroused and very close to the edge.

I let go of his cock and wiped my hand off on the towel (still there from shaving). He held out the harness for me to step into and we adjusted the straps to fit around my hips and waist. He built up a small platform with pillows and laid on his back on the bed, his legs drawn up. I turned on the vibe, then got some more lube and applied it to the Kozmo's head and shaft, then got some more and applied that to Dangly's asshole. I used my thumb to work some in and gently rubbed the whole perineal area to help relax him.

I got into position on my knees between his legs and pressed the head of my "cock" against his hole, applying gentle but firm pressure until the head went in. Dangly winced a little and I pulled it all the way back out, giving him a moment to recover. When he was ready, I repeated this, pulling it out again. The third time, once it was in, I stayed in and Dangly encouraged me to keep pushing until it was all the way in. (I have to do the same thing with his cock when I take it in the ass, too.) I took his cock and balls in my hands as I thrust my hips, pumping in and out of his ass.

He began shuddering and after just a moment asked me to stop playing with his cock and "just fuck me for a while", so I did. I leaned forward, placing my hands on either side of his chest and thrust, hoping the angle was right & that I wasn't hurting him and wouldn't flop out. Apparently I wasn't (and didn't flop out, either), as he seemed to be completely overwhelmed with pleasure, a faint smile on his face, his eyes scrinched up tight, opening ocassionally to look at me.

Is this how he feels watching me when he fucks me? I thought to myself. There have been times when I've opened my eyes to see him almost studying me, then smiling when he realises I'm looking at him. It was interested to see this happen in reversed roles.

The tops of my thighs started to hurt, so I resumed my kneeling position and again started playing with his cock and balls. This time he didn't stop me and I was amazed at how *tight* his balls were; it was almost as if they'd completely disappeared and joined with his shaft. I also played with the ridge along his perineum, which he seemed to enjoy. I rubbed his cockhead and Dangly started convulsing in orgasm, shooting his load into a neat puddle on his own stomach. He flinched a little as I continued to stroke his crown and shaft, then settled down. After a few moments, I removed the dildo from his ass and wiped my hands off on the towel again.

I leaned down to kiss him, my "cock" bumping his ass and got some of his come on my own belly. I stood up and gave him some tissue to wipe up his puddle as I wiped off the vibe before taking it out of the harness. Dangly rolled over (a backward somersault - he is *so* flexible!) off the bed and headed for the shower. I stopped at the sink to wash the dildo and then joined him.

LOL! It took a team effort to get that bullet vibe out of the Kozmo, but we eventually did it. After putting everything away, we got into our bedclothes and cuddled for a little while before going back to the office to surf for a while before bed.

This is only the 2nd time in our 3 year relationship that we've done it this way (although we've tried one or two other times). I admit that it's fascinating to watch him as I thrust - and his cock & balls are *right there* and so easy to play with while doing it! I *thoroughly* enjoy seeing him react to what's going on as I concentrate on the unfamiliar-to-me motions, even if I don't climax myself (which I didn't, although the vibrations from the bullet vibe are transmitted nicely to me via the harness as it presses on my pubic bone).

If I hadn't still been on my period, we would have used the Feeldoe double-dildo, probably with a cock ring for vibration. Maybe next time?

Hey, if anybody notices that they're visitor number 50,000 please take a screen shot & send it to me, ok?

Today I went through my Blogroll and added things like "retired" and "on hiatus" or "moved" to the appropriate links. I hadn't been keeping up with them lately & it was interesting to see who had made changes & who had dropped by the wayside.

I also checked to see who had updated their own blogrolls to include my new URL http://www.twiddlybits.net rather than the old blogspot.com address. *sigh* Unfortunately, I found many who hadn't updated their links, so I sent them all emails, too. (Well, at least Bacchus had an excuse since he & the Nymph have been, er, "otherwise occupied"!)

I also found that Blogger.com has instituted free Atom feeds & I included a link to my own Atom page over there in the left-hand Nav bar, under "Miscellanea". For those of you who would like to use a Newsreader, here's a list of Atom-friendly ones.

When Dangly gets home tonight, I'm going to ask him to shave me again - we've found that twice a week seems to work well. The hair's not too long to get with the electric shaver (rather than the trimmer attachment) and we both seem to enjoy the intimate time together.

After shaving time, who knows? Maybe another round of anal sex? I sure hope so!!

... and now to go work on my archives.

I received the following bit of fan mail the other day:

Hey, I am writing to let you know that your blog has added some fun for me out in Iraq. I have been over here for about months now, and I found your site about 3 months ago, I have been an avid reader ever since. I actually have a few things in common with dangly, I to am a big fan of women's underwear (if you know what I mean). Obviously for the past 10 months I haven't been able to partake in that hobby. Anyway, I hope things work out for you and a third, I saw you have been having some good meets lately, I am not sure exactly what you guys are looking for, I must have missed that post, but I hope you guys can find the right guy to hook up with. Well thanks for the entertainment, although I suppose you don't consider it that, but thank you anyway.

It kind of makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside to know that stuff that gets written here is being read by people on the other side of the planet - and that it's helping to ease the stress levels of people who are serving in a very dangerous place.

I tried to come up with a witty comment or funny sex quote for the title of this post, but just couldn't. The good-googling center of my brain must be on vacation today.

It's been a while, hasn't it? Almost 2 weeks since I posted here. I didn't mean to stop posting for such a long time! I'd like to give you a good excuse, but alas, I cannot. The best I can do is say that I have SADD (Seasonal Affective Depression Disorder) and it's been really gloomy - cloudy and rainy - here lately. That means that I've been really unmotivated to do much of anything. I have meds I take (a combination of herbs, vitamins & minerals - plus a number of full-spectrum light sources), but if I forget to take them on any given day, that doesn't help. The effects of the meds seem to be cumulative, so the longer I go without them, the worse I feel. Fortunately, I've managed to actually take them every day for the past 4 days, (plus while it's still rainy & cloudy, the sun has managed to peek out a couple of times today) so it's not so bad.

Anyway, the forgoing is not an "apology", just an explanation.

I did want to say "Thank You" to Aimee for saying that she missed us. *sniffle* We missed you, too! :-)

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Some of you may know that I run the Canadian Sex Bloggers Ring. (There are some really great blogs on the ring, btw.) The other day, I got notice of a new site wanting to join the ring, so I went and checked it out. Definitely a great site! Go check out Alex, a Naughty Wife.

At first, I was kind of put off by her use of the word "cheating", but as I read a bit more I came to understand that her husband does know about her activities, and that that's just a word she feels comfortable with using to describe her lifestyle. More power to her, eh?

Anyway, while I was there, I came across this article Does Penis Size Really Matter to a Woman? In this article, she explains why some size cocks are better than others for certain activities. She ends with:

What I matters most to me is variety - not any one size of penis. They are all good, and some days I'll be in the mood for a small one, other days I'll want a big one, but I'm always happy to play with whatever I find down your pants.

Thank You, Alex, for finally putting that question to rest in a humorous and cogent way! Men, if you've ever wondered about this topic - go read that article right now!

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I'm on my period again this week, so y'all know what that means, right? It's Anal Sex time! Yaaaay! Long-time readers of this blog will remember that while anal sex is not limited to when I'm menstruating, Dangly & I are both happy to explore this avenue of sexual pleasure a bit more during that time. Last night was no exception.

We started out in the office, Dangly at his computer & me at mine, reading email, visiting web sites, engaging in just general surfing. I was naked because I had been working with bleach earlier & didn't want to get any on my clothing like I need an excuse to be naked?. I turned to Dangly & asked if I could sit on him. He turned his chair to give me access & I straddled him. We held each other tightly and his warm hands caressed my skin as I held his head to my chest.

His lips found one of my nipples and my head fell back as I softly moaned in pleasure. He held me with one arm while his other hand played with my other nipple. I writhed in his lap, rubbing my cunt along his pants, and found his nipples through his shirt. He gasped as I squeezed them between my fingers. I grinned as we kissed passionately and he moved his hand from my nipple to my slit from behind. I stood up to give him better access and pulled his mouth to my breast. I don't know exactly what it is he does with his teeth and tongue, but I do know that it makes my pussy tingle. Combine that with him touching me there and I'm a puddle.

This went on for several minutes as our hands and mouths roamed over each other's bodies. Finally, I bade him stand up & lowered his pants and panties, then had him sit again. I positioned myself between his knees and took his cock into my mouth, my hands moving up his chest to fondle his nipples. As my tongue swirled around his glans and up and down his shaft, I pinched his nipples hard as he moaned, gasped and brought his hands to my head to run his fingers through my hair. I put one hand onto his shaft to hold back his foreskin so I could have unfettered access to his crown and frenulum, my tongue dancing this way and that. My nails scampered over his skin as I brought my other hand down to cradle his balls and play with his perineum.

I raised myself up to kiss him on the mouth, stopping at his chest to nibble for a bit - he pantingly asked me to suck his nipple HARD which I did as he held my head to him. We kissed for a while longer, then I went and got a towel while he brought the chair into the bedroom & placed it facing the mirror.

He went over to the Toy Box to get the lube and our "Mr. Ripple" toy. He squeezed some lube out onto his hand and smeared it all over the toy and his own asshole, then bent slightly forward as he maneuvered it into his ass, the ripples sliding in one at a time, bump-de-bump, and I held his face and kissed him, nibbling on his lips. Once it was in, he wiped the lube off his hands and sat in the chair. Now it was my turn to lube. I slathered it into and around my asshole, then onto his cock. I turned around so that my back was to Dangly & I was facing the mirror. I put my legs over his, my feet on the outside, to give myself some support as I lowered myself onto his shaft. As his cock head entered my ass, I raised up a little to slide it back out, then in again a little more, then back out, until it was in far enough that I could stop and let myself relax.

As my hole relaxed, I lowered myself completely onto his pole, wrapped my feet around his legs and levered myself up and down. His hands came around and played with my breasts and nipples while my own hands were busy with my labia and clit. My eyes, half-open, watched it all in the mirror - I could see Dangly with his eyes closed, his head back, a look of pure enjoyment on his face, while my own face showed a similar expression of ecstacy. I smiled to see us so passionate. I laughed as well, when I saw my body reflected in the mirror and thought to myself, Damn! I'm looking GOOD!

Then orgasm overtook Dangly and he squeezed my tight, holding me onto his shaft as he convulsed. I rubbed my cunt and crested my own wave, then we sat there, still joined, enjoying the afterglow until his cock came out of me on its own. Then we showered and cleaned up and got ready for bed.