TwiddlyBits' Sex Blog
The ramblings of a very horny woman.
(...with regular guest submissions from her cross-dressing husband)
Saturday, June 26, 2004
• mutter grumble mutter
Somehow Bravenet conveniently lost the counter I had on this page, so I had to recreate it. Of course, I have no idea how many hits I really had, so I reset it to 75k, even though I do know there were more than that.
If somebody happens to be the 100k visitor, please take a screenshot of it for me, ok?
If somebody happens to be the 100k visitor, please take a screenshot of it for me, ok?
Friday, June 25, 2004
• Tell Me Again...?
"I'm coming in to sit on you, so get ready!" I called.
I discarded my jeans and T-shirt in the bedroom and wandered into the study where DanglyBits was working on his computer. Per my request, he had pushed in his keyboard tray and pushed out his chair a bit so that I had access to his lap. He smiled as I straddled him, rubbing myself against the crotch of his jeans. He sighed happily as he buried his face between my breasts and cupped my ass in his hands.
I reached behind my back to unfasten my bra then dropped it over the back of the chair. I stood up just a little to give his mouth access to my nipples which were already nearly painfully hard with anticipation. His hands found my pussy as his teeth & tongue flicked over those "pretty pink spigots".
Taking his head in my hands, I kissed him passionately. I stood up and took his hand in mine. "Come with me," I said, leading him to the bedroom.
I leaned over lasciviously, my butt thrust into the air, to take off my panties. Dangly moaned and caressed me. I turned around and helped him take off his pants and panties, then kneeled in front of him, taking his beautiful cock into my mouth and molesting it with my tongue. He groaned in pleasure and gently touched my head, running his fingers through my hair.
With his dick still firmly entrenched in my mouth, I steered him over to sit on the bed, positioning myself between his thighs and rubbing my breasts on his upper legs. "I love having you all warm and wiggly between my legs," he whispered as I continued my ministrations.
I climbed up onto the bed and positioned my cunt over his shaft, then impaled myself upon it. His face telegraphed his enjoyment of the sensations as I planted my hands on either side of his head, pushed my knees a bit back and proceeded to ride him like a cowgirl on a bucking bronco. I had to stop periodically to let the orgasms wash over me, clenching his cock in my pussy and crying out my pleasure.
I tired, so he rolled me over, taking the lead and pounding into me fast and furious as I clung to him, urging him on, bucking against him myself, my legs high in the air and toes curling. After a while, my hips tired, so I lowered my legs, trapping his cock not only in my pussy, but anchored between my thighs as well. His tempo slowed to draw out the sensation of his shaft rubbing full-length across my swollen clit, in and out, drawing moans and gasps from me as I writhed beneath him.
After several orgasms, a stitch developed in my side and I told him to roll over as I reached for a handful of lube. I took his cock in my hands and rubbed it, holding his foreskin down out of the way with one hand while the other swirled about his nearly purple glans. He convulsed and twitched and groaned, grasping at my waist. Two more applications of lube before he drew his knees up almost to his chest and I felt his cock warm and swell then pulse as it shot his hot cum into my hand.
"Tell me again why we don't do this every night?" he asked.
*****
In other news, the report from my gynecologist is that all the tests came up negative, so I offically have a Pristine White Pussy.
The books arrived here safely & Dangly has already read Menage (perhaps I can persuade him to post a review?). I began Woman: An Intimate Geography this afternoon & am looking forward to spending some time with it this weekend while I recover from some minor surgery.
Copy-catting from Messalina's Daughter:
(Does anybody else think her tales of the lawn guys are hothotHOT? *fans self*)
You are the mystery woman
Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
And, finally, a big HELLO to AFF members who have recently found my profile from this blog and/or this blog from my profile. I hope you like what you see.
I discarded my jeans and T-shirt in the bedroom and wandered into the study where DanglyBits was working on his computer. Per my request, he had pushed in his keyboard tray and pushed out his chair a bit so that I had access to his lap. He smiled as I straddled him, rubbing myself against the crotch of his jeans. He sighed happily as he buried his face between my breasts and cupped my ass in his hands.
I reached behind my back to unfasten my bra then dropped it over the back of the chair. I stood up just a little to give his mouth access to my nipples which were already nearly painfully hard with anticipation. His hands found my pussy as his teeth & tongue flicked over those "pretty pink spigots".
Taking his head in my hands, I kissed him passionately. I stood up and took his hand in mine. "Come with me," I said, leading him to the bedroom.
I leaned over lasciviously, my butt thrust into the air, to take off my panties. Dangly moaned and caressed me. I turned around and helped him take off his pants and panties, then kneeled in front of him, taking his beautiful cock into my mouth and molesting it with my tongue. He groaned in pleasure and gently touched my head, running his fingers through my hair.
With his dick still firmly entrenched in my mouth, I steered him over to sit on the bed, positioning myself between his thighs and rubbing my breasts on his upper legs. "I love having you all warm and wiggly between my legs," he whispered as I continued my ministrations.
I climbed up onto the bed and positioned my cunt over his shaft, then impaled myself upon it. His face telegraphed his enjoyment of the sensations as I planted my hands on either side of his head, pushed my knees a bit back and proceeded to ride him like a cowgirl on a bucking bronco. I had to stop periodically to let the orgasms wash over me, clenching his cock in my pussy and crying out my pleasure.
I tired, so he rolled me over, taking the lead and pounding into me fast and furious as I clung to him, urging him on, bucking against him myself, my legs high in the air and toes curling. After a while, my hips tired, so I lowered my legs, trapping his cock not only in my pussy, but anchored between my thighs as well. His tempo slowed to draw out the sensation of his shaft rubbing full-length across my swollen clit, in and out, drawing moans and gasps from me as I writhed beneath him.
After several orgasms, a stitch developed in my side and I told him to roll over as I reached for a handful of lube. I took his cock in my hands and rubbed it, holding his foreskin down out of the way with one hand while the other swirled about his nearly purple glans. He convulsed and twitched and groaned, grasping at my waist. Two more applications of lube before he drew his knees up almost to his chest and I felt his cock warm and swell then pulse as it shot his hot cum into my hand.
"Tell me again why we don't do this every night?" he asked.
*****
In other news, the report from my gynecologist is that all the tests came up negative, so I offically have a Pristine White Pussy.
The books arrived here safely & Dangly has already read Menage (perhaps I can persuade him to post a review?). I began Woman: An Intimate Geography this afternoon & am looking forward to spending some time with it this weekend while I recover from some minor surgery.
Copy-catting from Messalina's Daughter:
(Does anybody else think her tales of the lawn guys are hothotHOT? *fans self*)
You are the mystery woman
Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
And, finally, a big HELLO to AFF members who have recently found my profile from this blog and/or this blog from my profile. I hope you like what you see.
Saturday, June 12, 2004
• Presents, Kyle, that's what it's all about!
I love presents, especially when they're for *me*! :-)
I got a lovely email from an admirer of this blog (Hi, SC!) to tell me that he's ordered 3 items from my Amazon.com Wish List:
My excitement is only tempered by the fact that I will be out of town all next week & will have to wait until I return to actually get the stuff. Patience is not one of my virtues, so this will be difficult. I shall have to find, er, *other* ways of amusing myself until they arrive.... ;-)
BTW, can you tell I'm feeling much better? I'm down to the last 4 days of prednisone, only taking half tablets from here on out & the side effects have nearly vanished. I hope the rash doesn't come back because who knows what they'd have to do to me then! [insert medical fantasy here? why not?]
I started my period yesterday, which loyal readers will know means that it's time for anal play. YAY! After I get done dying my hair again (it's "processing" now), I hope to drag DanglyBits into the bedroom for some fun.
And finally, if you haven't seen it already, I suggest you high-tail it over to ErosBlog where dear Bacchus is holding National Penis Month. Hurray for the Penis! I love penises, penii, whatever you want to call 'em & am damn glad that he's decided to hold this Monumental Event.
I got a lovely email from an admirer of this blog (Hi, SC!) to tell me that he's ordered 3 items from my Amazon.com Wish List:
Woman : An Intimate GeographyI can hardly wait!!
Fear of Flying and
Menage
My excitement is only tempered by the fact that I will be out of town all next week & will have to wait until I return to actually get the stuff. Patience is not one of my virtues, so this will be difficult. I shall have to find, er, *other* ways of amusing myself until they arrive.... ;-)
BTW, can you tell I'm feeling much better? I'm down to the last 4 days of prednisone, only taking half tablets from here on out & the side effects have nearly vanished. I hope the rash doesn't come back because who knows what they'd have to do to me then! [insert medical fantasy here? why not?]
I started my period yesterday, which loyal readers will know means that it's time for anal play. YAY! After I get done dying my hair again (it's "processing" now), I hope to drag DanglyBits into the bedroom for some fun.
And finally, if you haven't seen it already, I suggest you high-tail it over to ErosBlog where dear Bacchus is holding National Penis Month. Hurray for the Penis! I love penises, penii, whatever you want to call 'em & am damn glad that he's decided to hold this Monumental Event.
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
• Medical Matters & other sundries
Previously, I wrote:
In other news, the same doctor who prescribed the prednisone is also my GYN & I had my annual pelvic exam while I was there. I printed out the list of infections from Scarleteeen and took it with me. I told her that I wanted to be tested for everything because my husband & I are not monogamous. She asked me some questions about the number of our partners and then wrote up the lab test order. She did my pelvic exam and did her probing, digging and scraping and then sent me on my way. Yesterday, I went over to the lab to have my blood drawn for the other tests. Hopefully I will soon have my Pristine White Pussy Certification. :-)
So, yesterday I was checking out my TwiddlyBits mailbox & found something that really surprised me - a message from one of Dangly's co-workers. Turns out that he's also a member of one of the sex-oriented Yahoo groups that we are & he found our member listing and recognized us. That led him to this blog & prompted him to write. When I first saw, "This is [name] from [company]" I did a big double-take and had to check to make sure I was in the right email account! He went on to explain how he found the blog & ensured us that he would maintain our anonymity. So, I guess it's a small world after all. And if you're reading this, no it doesn't freak us out that you know. We think it's pretty cool, too. :-) One less person in the world with whom we have to maintain a mask....
And lastly, speaking of my mailbox, I got a note from Paypal (yes, really from them & not some spammer!) asking me to remove my "donation" link. Seems that this site violates their AUP and so I can't use them for that anymore. Does anybody have an alternative?
In other news, I have plans to submit a couple of photo essays - I just got some photo album software and am hankerin' to use it - one about my various bits of lingerie and other outré clothing and one about my various toys (perhaps even with pics of me using them!). However, I came back from my last trip with an allergic rash all over my arms, neck and torso, so the pics will have to wait until that clears up. Hopefully by this weekend!!Well, needless to say, the rash didn't clear up. In fact, I am just now getting over the rash - there are still traces of it on my arms, but most of it has cleared. I've had that damn rash for THREE FUCKING WEEKS! After I had it for one week, I went to the doctor and she gave me a week's worth of Zyrtec pills and told me to use hydrocortisone cream, too. I did. No relief. Thank goodness the rash isn't itchy or I'd've been out of my head! So, I switched to taking Benadryl pills as well as using the Benadryl cream for a week & *still* no relief! I went back to the doctor and she prescribed prednisone for me - 6 tablets the first day, 5 the next, 4 the next, etc., etc., and 1/2 tabs for days 7-12. It seems to be working - as I said, the rash is mostly gone now on day 6 - but OMG I *hate* prednisone! First of all, it's a corticosteroid, which is why I have to take it in the decreasing pattern; you can't just stop cold turkey. The side effects are awful. The doctor told me that I'd have trouble sleeping & feel jittery, but that's not really accurate. The first night, I suppose I was awake a little longer than necessary, but when sleep did come, it grabbed me in a bear hug & I slept all the way through the night. The next night was a little worse - I really didn't think I'd get to sleep but in between deciding to just get up and read and actually *doing* it, I fell asleep. That's the first night I had the night sweats. I've had them every night since with Sunday night's being by far the worst. They weren't so terrible last night, even though they were still there. During the days, I've alternated between wired and exhausted and have been very achy. Monday was the worst in that regard & I've been steadily improving since then. Then there's the getting up about 4 times during the night to go pee and the resulting dehydration hangover in the morning. Still have a damned headache. But, like I said, the rash is disappearing. However, Dangly & I will be out of town next week for business and have a busy weekend to prepare for leaving, so I'm not sure if we're going to get to the photos this weekend, either. *pout* I want to take pictures!!!
In other news, the same doctor who prescribed the prednisone is also my GYN & I had my annual pelvic exam while I was there. I printed out the list of infections from Scarleteeen and took it with me. I told her that I wanted to be tested for everything because my husband & I are not monogamous. She asked me some questions about the number of our partners and then wrote up the lab test order. She did my pelvic exam and did her probing, digging and scraping and then sent me on my way. Yesterday, I went over to the lab to have my blood drawn for the other tests. Hopefully I will soon have my Pristine White Pussy Certification. :-)
So, yesterday I was checking out my TwiddlyBits mailbox & found something that really surprised me - a message from one of Dangly's co-workers. Turns out that he's also a member of one of the sex-oriented Yahoo groups that we are & he found our member listing and recognized us. That led him to this blog & prompted him to write. When I first saw, "This is [name] from [company]" I did a big double-take and had to check to make sure I was in the right email account! He went on to explain how he found the blog & ensured us that he would maintain our anonymity. So, I guess it's a small world after all. And if you're reading this, no it doesn't freak us out that you know. We think it's pretty cool, too. :-) One less person in the world with whom we have to maintain a mask....
And lastly, speaking of my mailbox, I got a note from Paypal (yes, really from them & not some spammer!) asking me to remove my "donation" link. Seems that this site violates their AUP and so I can't use them for that anymore. Does anybody have an alternative?