TwiddlyBits' Sex Blog
The ramblings of a very horny woman.
(...with regular guest submissions from her cross-dressing husband)
Thursday, July 22, 2004
• Fighting the War on Pornography
Or, fighting *against* the War on Pornography or something.
Just doing my duty folks. Check out FleshBot.
Together we can beat this thing. :-)
Just doing my duty folks. Check out FleshBot.
Together we can beat this thing. :-)
Monday, July 19, 2004
• Vikki explains it all
Vikki over at Her Desires has explained it all. A MUST READ for anybody wishing to play with a clitoris.
If I've got a sexual pet peeve, it's guys who "attack" my clit like they see done in (some) porn movies - with one finger, right on the button, then wiggling it really really fast back and forth. For the record, I don't (usually) like that. Even being multi-orgasmic as I am, I still need the build up. There will come a point where I'll be clutching your hand and pressing it firmly against my clit, but right at the beginning ain't that time.
Another sexual pet peeve is guys who approach cunnilingus in the same manner - face about a foot away, tongue stuck out and flicking back and forth. Again, as seen in (some) porn movies. Fellas, they do it that way in the movies so you can see what he's doing. As for me, I prefer you to bury your face in my pussy; get your face wet; really eat me out.
Now, excuse me while I go play with my vibrators; all this talk about my clit has caused it to stand up and demand some attention! :-)
If I've got a sexual pet peeve, it's guys who "attack" my clit like they see done in (some) porn movies - with one finger, right on the button, then wiggling it really really fast back and forth. For the record, I don't (usually) like that. Even being multi-orgasmic as I am, I still need the build up. There will come a point where I'll be clutching your hand and pressing it firmly against my clit, but right at the beginning ain't that time.
Another sexual pet peeve is guys who approach cunnilingus in the same manner - face about a foot away, tongue stuck out and flicking back and forth. Again, as seen in (some) porn movies. Fellas, they do it that way in the movies so you can see what he's doing. As for me, I prefer you to bury your face in my pussy; get your face wet; really eat me out.
Now, excuse me while I go play with my vibrators; all this talk about my clit has caused it to stand up and demand some attention! :-)
• What is she doing?!?
Today, Daze Reader posted a link to some security camera footage. I can't figure out quite what the woman in the elevator is doing. Can anybody enlighten me?
(the other 2 videos are clear enough....)
(the other 2 videos are clear enough....)
Friday, July 09, 2004
• Visiting friends
Dangly & I went to go visit friends last weekend. Their place is so luxurious - OMG! the sheets & towels! - that we felt like we were pampered pets.
Now, before you get too excited, these friends of ours are not "sex friends" - but Dangly & I did manage to have some hot fun!
The first night we were there, Dangly must have been feeling the heat because after a few margaritas and a glass of wine or two, he was a wee bit tipsy - and alcohol doesn't usually affect him! We retired for the night and were in the guest bathroom getting cleaned up. He just could NOT keep his hands off of me - not that I'm complaining, but it does make it a bit awkward to brush my teeth! ;-) Naked, with my butt up against the bathroom sink, I turned around to hug and kiss him. I couldn't ignore his rock-hard cock pressed against my belly. He picked me up & set me on the edge of the sink, grabbed my ankles and lifted my legs. He maneuvered himself so that he could slide his dick into my cunt and began thrusting. Aware of our friends on the other side of the bathroom wall, I opened my throat to help prevent myself from making any sounds. I whispered to Dangly to turn on the fan to provide some "cover noise" but he insisted he was too busy to do it! I clutched at his body as the orgasms washed over me, one after another, as I balanced precariously on the edge of the counter, my head ocassionally bumping back into the mirror. Suddenly, Dangly groaned and thrust himself all the way into me, his body shuddering as he came. This seemed to clear his head and he opened his eyes wide as he wondered aloud if my position was even remotely comfortable. It wasn't, but who cares?? It was HOT and fun even if my hips were aching. :-) He pulled out of me and helped me to lower my legs and get off the counter. We finished cleaning up, then went to bed to sleep.
The next night, it was me who was tipsy - 2 beers, 2+ margaritas (refilled before they were empty) and 2 glasses of wine - but we were both horny. After cleaning up, we crawled into bed and turned off the lights. Dangly & I rarely make love with the lights out (I like to watch!), but when we do, it's a nice change. I like to see his body lit by moonlight. He caressed my body, his oh-so-soft hands gently moving over all my curves, stopping to tweak my nipples or clutch my ass or finger my clit. His breathing became more labored as I reached down to stroke his shaft - harder even than it was the night before - his balls tight up against his body. I spread my legs and he mounted me, sliding into my hot wet pussy with ease. The pillows piled under my back put me at the perfect angle so that his cock rubbed against my clit with each and every stroke - in and out, rubbing so nicely - and soon the waves of orgasm were washing over me and I clamped down on his dick as he slid in and out until finally he couldn't take any more and his own orgasm overtook him.
Now, before you get too excited, these friends of ours are not "sex friends" - but Dangly & I did manage to have some hot fun!
The first night we were there, Dangly must have been feeling the heat because after a few margaritas and a glass of wine or two, he was a wee bit tipsy - and alcohol doesn't usually affect him! We retired for the night and were in the guest bathroom getting cleaned up. He just could NOT keep his hands off of me - not that I'm complaining, but it does make it a bit awkward to brush my teeth! ;-) Naked, with my butt up against the bathroom sink, I turned around to hug and kiss him. I couldn't ignore his rock-hard cock pressed against my belly. He picked me up & set me on the edge of the sink, grabbed my ankles and lifted my legs. He maneuvered himself so that he could slide his dick into my cunt and began thrusting. Aware of our friends on the other side of the bathroom wall, I opened my throat to help prevent myself from making any sounds. I whispered to Dangly to turn on the fan to provide some "cover noise" but he insisted he was too busy to do it! I clutched at his body as the orgasms washed over me, one after another, as I balanced precariously on the edge of the counter, my head ocassionally bumping back into the mirror. Suddenly, Dangly groaned and thrust himself all the way into me, his body shuddering as he came. This seemed to clear his head and he opened his eyes wide as he wondered aloud if my position was even remotely comfortable. It wasn't, but who cares?? It was HOT and fun even if my hips were aching. :-) He pulled out of me and helped me to lower my legs and get off the counter. We finished cleaning up, then went to bed to sleep.
The next night, it was me who was tipsy - 2 beers, 2+ margaritas (refilled before they were empty) and 2 glasses of wine - but we were both horny. After cleaning up, we crawled into bed and turned off the lights. Dangly & I rarely make love with the lights out (I like to watch!), but when we do, it's a nice change. I like to see his body lit by moonlight. He caressed my body, his oh-so-soft hands gently moving over all my curves, stopping to tweak my nipples or clutch my ass or finger my clit. His breathing became more labored as I reached down to stroke his shaft - harder even than it was the night before - his balls tight up against his body. I spread my legs and he mounted me, sliding into my hot wet pussy with ease. The pillows piled under my back put me at the perfect angle so that his cock rubbed against my clit with each and every stroke - in and out, rubbing so nicely - and soon the waves of orgasm were washing over me and I clamped down on his dick as he slid in and out until finally he couldn't take any more and his own orgasm overtook him.