TwiddlyBits' Sex Blog

Remember my post about anonymous body parts? I found a blog today that features this excellent post about penis pictures. Read the whole entry & then look at the pics. LOL!!

The blog's been blogrolled, of course.

AFF allows users to post "testimonials" for each other. Here's the testimonial that RB left for me:

Sexy, sexy, sexy! Intelligent and sensual with many suprises in store. I loved making her cum and turn as red as her firey hair. Until next time, kisses.

Yesterday, I promised to tell you about what happened when Dangly got home from work.

After I returned from the lunchtime tryst, I took a shower here at home. I was able to do a much more thorough job cleaning up & took the time to douche to get the oil out of there, too. I put my sexy black undies back on & put on a robe to keep warm, then did some paperwork that I'd been neglecting all day & put dinner on to cook.

I heard the keys in the front door & jumped up to go meet Dangly at the door. He came in and kissed me and tried to peek inside my robe, but I told him that he had to wait until he'd gone and gotten the mail. When he returned from that, I again hugged and kissed him and opened my robe for him. He smiled in appreciation and lifted his hands to my breasts so he could play with my nipples. It seems his hands have a difficult time staying away from them! :-)

I left the robe open as I followed him into the bathroom, where he washed the day's grime off. I leaned on the door frame as I told him about my day. I kissed his back & fondled his ass then went into the kitchen to check on dinner. I returned to tell him that dinner would be ready as soon as he was done washing up.

Sitting at the dining room table, we discussed the day's events. He was surprised that I'd actually had sex with RB on the first meeting - well, frankly so was I! Make no mistake, I was not pressured into anything - I was a willing accomplice to everything that happened, but still I hadn't *really* planned on it, despite my choice of underwear (which I sometimes wear for "no good reason" other than it makes me feel sexy & confident).

After we finished eating, I told Dangly that I wanted to sit on his lap & be held. He pushed his chair away from the table and patted his thighs. I straddled him, my robe falling open to either side. He held me and kissed me and his hands once again roamed the curves of my flesh, squeezing my ass, caressing my hips and tweaking my nipples. I let the robe fall off of my shoulders and he unfastened my bra. Wrapping his arms around me, he pressed his hands into my back pushing me forward so that his waiting lips and tongue could reach my nipple. I threw my head back and groaned with pleasure while I ground my crotch into his growing erection. He switched to the other nipple, gently biting and pulling on my jewelry, clicking it against his teeth.

"Does my wife want something?" he asked, "perhaps a nice big cock in her pussy?" I whimpered my agreement. "When?" he asked. "As soon as possible," I replied.

I stood up so he could remove his pants and he helped me take off my thong. Returning to his lap, I maneuvered his cock into my waiting pussy and settled myself down over his shaft. MMM-mmm, but that feels nice!

I love doing it on the chair like this because I am free to thrust my hips back and forth, feeling each stroke of his shaft against my clit as I writhe in pleasure. Dangly has his hands free to touch me and my breasts are at the perfect place for him to lick and suck. I wrapped my arms around his neck and shuddered as I came then began thrusting again. I laughed in enjoyment then whispered in his ear, "I love you" before coming again.

He stood up and I wrapped my legs around his hips. He carried me into the bedroom & laid me gently down on the corner of the bed. Putting his hands on either side of my head he began thrusting enthusiastically. I tweaked his nipples for a little bit then moved one hand down to my own clit, fingering myself until I came again. Dangly looked up to see if my vibe was still on the bedside table. Seeing him look, I asked, "Is it there?" He said "no" so I asked where it was. He said, "You put it away!" "I did?!? Why would I do that?" "I don't know, but you did." "Oh. Can I go get it?" "No." "NO?!?" "No." All this interspersed with my moans while he continued thrusting into me.

Then he pulled out. "Where are you going?" "To get your vibrator" he answered. Opening the bedside cabinet door, he retrieved my toy & handed it to me, then returned to bury himself inside me. Twisting the end, I set the toy to humming and pressed it against my clit.

Dangly continued thrusting, the clit hummed with the vibrator, then Dangly reached up and pinched one of my nipples. I caught sight of my face in the mirror & it was all flushed as I moaned and groaned and came VERY hard - that combination of g-spot, clitoral and nipple stimulation always throws me over the edge!

I switched the vibrator off and set it aside. My hips were starting to get sore, so Dangly picked me up & scooted me up the bed. I straightened my legs as he moved his to the outside.

But then he got a cramp in his hip - a painful one & so we had to stop! I had him roll over onto his back & I lubed my hands up intending to fondle him to orgasm, but he said that the cramp had "taken the shine off". We kissed & cuddled for a little while before going to clean up.

Later, as we got into bed for sleeping, I said, "You know, I might have enjoyed this afternoon more if I hadn't been so apprehensive. I kept waiting to see if he was going to turn out to be some crazed maniac or turn into a jerk saying 'Get the hell out' after we'd finished. Of course, he didn't, but I was still a bit apprehensive." Dangly replied, "Yeah, I don't know how I feel about you having sex with him on the first meeting" which prompted a discussion about future meetings with people.

The consensus seems to be that in the future, there will be no sex on the first meeting. The first meeting will simply be to see if there's any chemistry. If we like each other, we can set up another meeting for play. That seems fair to me. We're not teenagers, after all, not ruled by hormones. We can wait.

I'm sure there's still some details to work out - for example, when I was travelling this summer there were some very cute bartenders that I would have liked to take to bed. Some provision will have to be made for times like that.

After our discussion, we cuddled & I felt his cock growing again. Opening my legs, he mounted me, holding me in his arms while he kissed my face, my forehead, my neck & ears. I had a few small orgasms before he shuddered and came, too. I like it when my husband comes - I always feel a little guilty those times when he doesn't for one reason or another. He claims not to mind - that his greatest pleasure is giving me pleasure, but still....

In related news, I do have a date set up with another AFF man for next Thursday. He doesn't live around here and is just in town for business, so we'll see how that goes. I need to tell him about the new rule. If he can't accept it, that's ok, we just won't meet at all.

Also, I've temporarily turned off my AFF profile. I'm simply getting far too much email (10+ per day) to keep up with. I'll turn it on again after the holidays, when I'm not so insanely busy.

Today I managed to squeeze a couple of hours out of my holiday schedule for a lunchtime tryst! RB contacted me via AFF & at first he came off kind of arrogant. I told him that I'd appreciate it if he'd stop with the posturing and be real, so his next email was more temperate. He asked if I had time for coffee today & I agreed to meet him at noon in front of a theater.

Before I went, I sent Dangly an email telling him RB's phone number, where I was going and what I was wearing - and included a picture taken this morning. Just in case, you know.

Anyway, off I went. I found parking (no mean feat!) and fed the meter to max capacity - 2 hours. I phoned Dangly while I was waiting and chatted with him a little bit. No sooner had I said, "I love you" and hung up than a man walked up - talking on a cell phone - put his arm around my waist and kissed me.

He was a handsome man. Mid-30s, hair starting to grey at the temples, about my height, nice brown eyes. He was wearing jeans and a suede shirt - mmmm! I love "feel me" shirts!

We stood there for a moment while he continued his conversation (and I ran my fingers all over his shirt) and then he took me by the hand and led me to a car. I indicated that I had only 2 hours on my meter & he nodded his understanding.

He's still on the phone at this point, have I mentioned that?

He opened the car door for me. I hesitated for a moment, looking him over, then got in. I figured I had my cell phone & am reasonably capable of defending myself & he looked relatively harmless. He drove off.

I had planned my day so that I could run some errands after our coffee and it seemed like he was going toward my next stop, which amused me.

Finally, he got off the phone. He had been talking to a client and making arrangements for his business and finally found a good stopping point in the conversation. I asked where were we going? He said to his place. I said, "I thought we were just going to have coffee today?" He said, "We can do that, if you'd like" and turned down another road.

He turned to me with big eyes and said, "You are so beautiful!" I blushed & thanked him.

He asked if I wanted to actually have sex today & I said probably not, not on a first meeting. He said he was ok with that and hoped that he was living up to expectations. I said so far he was doing ok, despite the phone incident.

I told him about my errands for the day & mentioned the fact that we were close to where I needed to be, so he parked the car & we held hands & walked to the store & bought the stuff I needed to buy. He even managed to talk the clerk into giving me a quantity discount! I said, "I'll have to take you shopping more often!" We had to walk upstairs to leave the store and I heard him say, sotto voce, "Damn, you've got a nice ass!"

We walked down the block some - he showed me where his new office was going to be opening up Dec 1 - and found a coffee shop. I ordered an English Breakfast tea with cream & he got one, too. We headed upstairs to the seating area. He was in front this time, so I admired his ass, reaching out to pat it in appreciation. He turned and smiled at me.

We found a table and sat and chatted for about 20 minutes. He asked me if I was looking for just a one-time fling or if I wanted an ongoing relationship. I told him that I was more interested in continuing relationships than in flings & he smiled and said he was, too. It turns out that we actually have lots of things in common - both divorced from control freaks, both have lost significant chunks of weight over the past 2 years, both Beatles fans - at which point he invited me over to his place to see his collection. I agreed, so we headed out.

He is very touchy-feely. In the car, he had his hand on my leg, caressing my thigh. We held hands as we walked down the street. He caressed my hand in the coffee shop. He would randomly stop and kiss me, on the street, at the coffee counter, etc. He's a good kisser & I love to be touched, so he was scoring points. :-)

We got back to the car & he again held the door for me. We drove back to his place & he showed me his Beatles memorabilia. Then he kissed me again & started to unfasten my shirt. I reminded him of my parking meter, so we checked the time & agreed that we probably had time for a short interlude.

He unbottoned my shirt & hung it over the back of a chair, all the while kissing me and nibbling on my neck. (My neck and ears are a real erogenous zone, so this was making me very hot, especially the nibbling!) He lifted my camisole over my head & admired my breasts & pierced nipples. (He said that he prefers women with small frames and small breasts. I looked down at my breasts & raised an eyebrow & he smiled & said, "You're perfect!")

I was wearing a new bra & panty set, one Dangly & I bought at Frederick's when we were in SoCal last month. The bra is a "balconiere" bra - so it doesn't cover my nipples, but lifts my breasts as if to present my nipples on a platter for the viewer's enjoyment. I was also wearing the matching lacy thong.

He spent some time tweaking and sucking my nipples then unbottoned my pants. I stepped out of my shoes and he lowered my pants and helped steady me while I lifted my feet out of the legs. He kissed my thighs and hips before standing back up to let me undress him.

Then he picked me up and carried me to the bedroom, setting me down on the bed. I got back up & got my bag of condoms and lube out of my purse, then came back to bed.

(I am allergic to latex, so I always have my own supply of polyurethane condoms!)

He gently pushed me down so that I was laying on the bed, then kissed my knees and thighs, working his way to my pussy, where he went at it with gusto, his tongue swirling and his face pleasantly buried full-hilt.

Who was it who said, "If you don't get your eyelashes wet, you're not doing it right"?

He reached for the window sill where he kept a bottle of grapeseed oil. He poured some onto my legs - the sun had warmed the oil so it was quite pleasant - and rubbed it into them & up my thighs and into my pussy. He got out a dildo and put it in my cunt while he continued his clitoral ministrations. Eventually he put a finger or two up my ass, too, and I came hard.

Meanwhile, he straddled my head, putting us in a 69, and I stroked and sucked his cock & nibbled on the insides of his thighs.

He sat up & turned around. I sat up, too, and kissed him. He grabbed the bottle of oil and poured some on my chest, rubbing it in and pinching my nipples while I groaned in pleasure. He guided my hand down to the dildo, still clenched in my pussy. I leaned back and worked the dildo in and out with one hand, the other massaging my clit. I threw my head back and moaned while he grinned and stroked himself.

He reached for a condom and struggled to put it on.

(Those polyurethane ones are difficult to put on; I believe I've mentioned that before.)

He asked me to turn around and get on my knees, and I complied.

At this point, I noticed the big mirror he's got behind his bed's headboard. Long-time readers of this blog will remember that I *love* mirrors!

He took hold of my hips and guided his cock into my pussy, then slapped my right asscheek. I said, "oh!" in surprise - it was the first time anybody's ever done that! He slapped my other asscheek & I laughed. (I don't think that's quite what he expected me to do!)

While he pumped his cock into and out of my pussy, he reached for the dildo, covered it in oil and rubbed it against my asshole. He pushed the head of it in and I jumped forward - it had hurt! - and asked him to take it out. However, I find that's not uncommon for the first anal penetration, so once we got situated again, I let him try again. This time it went in much easier & didn't hurt. I reached down and fingered my clit & he told me to look up - at the mirror - so he could watch my face.

I came again, hard, and reached around to remove the dildo. A short time later, he thrust into me and tightened his grip on my hips as he came.

Separating, we laid down on the bed and cuddled for a short time. He suggested a shower to wash off the oil & I said I thought that would be a good idea.

He's got one of those antique claw-footed tubs with the curtain that goes all the way around. A little tight for two people, but that just makes it snuggly.

We didn't play in the shower the way that Dangly & I do, just got clean, but we talked about what we'd done, the things that each of us thought worked & what might be improved. He invited me to a swing party on Thursday night, but I don't think I'll go. Mostly because I don't get many evenings alone with Dangly, but also because I've got some shows this weekend & I don't want to get tired out beforehand.

After the shower, we dried off & then got dressed. He drove me back to my car - the meter had expired 5 minutes before, but there was no ticket. (Yay!)

Kissing me, he reiterated his invitation to the party - and told me that if I go, to wear the bra & panty set I had on today! I got out of the car, being sure to remember my shopping bag, and waved as he drove off.

I got into my car & pulled out of the parking spot, then phoned Dangly to let him know that I was ok & on my way home.

Several hours later, Dangly came home from work & I'll tell that story next time!

Overall, RB was an attentive lover - he made sure I came more than once before he did so himself. He's a nice guy & we had a lot in common. I wouldn't mind meeting up with him again in the future. :-)

UPDATE: I mentioned a little bit of spanking above. When I told Dangly about it he asked how it made me feel - did I enjoy it or did I find it distracintg? I thought about it for a moment & said that I'm not sure. It didn't hurt - they were just light smacks on my most meaty part, but neither did they particularly excite me. They were neither here nor there.

The people over at Bonkum must've noticed that they were getting traffic to their site from the link I posted.

Jordan from Bonkum sent me a nice email saying:

I will bookmark your site. Thank you.
I will work on the MWM video for you. You want to be a model;?
Send me a picture

Jordan

*chuckle* Wouldn't that be a hoot? Let me think about that a while....

[UPDATE: Link to picture removed by request. Sorry!]

I've gotten several responses in AFF already & must say that *this* is the sort of "anonymous body part" picture that I like!

LOL!

Creativity - I like it. :-)

I got bored with my AFF Profile, so I wrote a new one:

*****

I am in my mid-30s, about 5'7" with green eyes (sometimes blue) and red hair (the box says "Fiery Copper Red"), 140 lbs and have just started practicing yoga 5 times a week. I am married to my soulmate. He's a cross-dresser & is bi-curious. We like to play as a couple, but we are also open to one-on-one play. I would prefer a lover who is open to the idea of an MFM three- (or more-) way, so if you've got hang-ups about double penetration, leave them at home, because I like it A LOT! Single women or MF couples, feel free to contact me, too!

[Update: I've now included "MM couples" in there.]

I am agressive in bed; I like to be on top. I am not afraid of speaking my mind or telling you how I like it. I will tell you if you're doing it right or if you need to modify something to make it more pleasureable. I want a lover who will pay me the same courtesy - tell me what you want! How else can I know what you like? Even though I'm agressive, I sometimes like to be pampered & have you be on top. Sometimes both in the same session!

I will try almost anything once; if it kills me, I won't do it again.

I believe in open and honest communication and total consent of all parties involved. What this boils down to is if your SO doesn't know you're here, or if he/she wouldn't approve of it, I'm not interested in you. I don't believe in cheating - either play honestly or don't play at all.

Please do not send me a picture of your cock, unless you also include a picture of your face. I'm not interested in anonymous body parts, I'm interested in people. If we meet & there's chemistry between us, I guarantee you that I'll be plenty interested in your cock. Until then, not so much.

[Update - I've added this here: If I want to play with an anonymous cock, I'll use my vibrator, it's much less trouble.]

If you contact me, at least try to have some grasp of spelling and grammar. Spell out "you" and "to" - this isn't IM, nor is it 3rd grade. If English is not your first language, that's ok (it actually isn't mine, either, but that's a story for another time), but please try to sound like an adult.

My ideal lover is the Perfect Gentleman. By this I mean that he must fit the "classic" (but modified) definition of a "lady" - someone who always does the appropriate thing. 1) He must be a "Chef in the Kitchen" - ie. feed me well, or at least know some good restaurants!; 2) He must be a "Duke in the Drawing Room" - ie. treat me respectfully in public and in private; and 3) He must be a "Whore in the Bedroom" - ie. let your hair down, don't be afraid to try new things & above all, be enthusiastic!

My profile says that I welcome men ages 25-50, but others will be considered on a case-by-case basis. You never know unless you ask me!

My husband & I maintain a sex blog. If you read it, you can find out all kinds of things about us - and get to know me very well. If you google on "Twiddlybits Sex Blog" you will find it. The AFF Profile Police don't let me put the hyperlinked URL in here, but maybe they'll let this pass: www dot twiddlybits dot net

[Update: My new profile was denied, so I've deleted that last sentence & will try again.]

*****

It's not too much to ask for, is it?

I was browsing on the web & came across the Bonkum site.

The Bonk'er looks a bit too complicated to me, but kudos to them for showing mano a mano action in their demo videos!! (Now, where's the MFM one, hmm?!?)

And, ever a study in contrasts, having just called the Bonk'er "too complicated", I'll admit to still wanting to try out a Love Swing!