TwiddlyBits' Sex Blog
The ramblings of a very horny woman.
(...with regular guest submissions from her cross-dressing husband)
Thursday, January 27, 2005
• Dammit!
Dammit, I missed it!
I didn't even notice we were approaching 250k visitors, but here now it says 250,038!
Thanks to all who have visited & commented in the past year and a half!
I didn't even notice we were approaching 250k visitors, but here now it says 250,038!
Thanks to all who have visited & commented in the past year and a half!
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
• Too funny!!
I've recently discovered the I Am Yellow (Curious) blog and have to point out that this series of posts is simply hilarious!
casanova wrote many letters to his many paramours, and i always wondered: what would a female version of a casanova write to her various inamoratos? what would she say to butter them up and seduce them? this is a sample of this imagined female casanova in her clumsy attempts to worm her way into her professor's pants, written in the epistolary form.LOL! Go check it out!
Friday, January 21, 2005
• It's here! It's here!
I feel like Navin R. Johnson.
The US version is "The Mammoth Book of Sex Diaries" and the UK version is "The Mammoth Book of Erotic Online Diaries". Why the difference?!?
I was surprised by the size of the book - 578 pages! - and while not microscopic type, it ain't the "Mel Bay Big-Note Version", either!
So, yeah, we're now officially "published authors" - the only problem is, we can't very well call up our mothers and tell them! (Not all of us are blessed with cool moms like Tambo's.)
Thank you, Maxim Jakubowski, for the book and for approaching us about it in the first place. I think it's really well done. Congratulations!
(UPDATE: I forgot to include the rest of that quote!)
They're here! They're here! The new phone books are here!
Yes, The Book arrived today! Two copies, actually, both the US & the UK versions. The only difference I've found so far is in the title.
The US version is "The Mammoth Book of Sex Diaries" and the UK version is "The Mammoth Book of Erotic Online Diaries". Why the difference?!?
I was surprised by the size of the book - 578 pages! - and while not microscopic type, it ain't the "Mel Bay Big-Note Version", either!
So, yeah, we're now officially "published authors" - the only problem is, we can't very well call up our mothers and tell them! (Not all of us are blessed with cool moms like Tambo's.)
Thank you, Maxim Jakubowski, for the book and for approaching us about it in the first place. I think it's really well done. Congratulations!
(UPDATE: I forgot to include the rest of that quote!)
This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now.
• I Love My Balls!!
... Smart Balls, that is.
I put them in yesterday afternoon when Dangly called me to tell me he was on his way home from work. I met him at the door in bra & panties & as he felt me up, he found the string. Grinning, he gave it a little tug before disengaging to go change clothes while I fixed dinner.
After dinner, I invited him into the bedroom where we slowly undressed each other, kissing and nibbling as many body parts as possible in the process. Finally, we were both naked. I laid down on the bed and he bent down to kiss between my thighs. I asked him to remove the Balls, so he took the loop in his fingers and gently tugged -- while simultaneously touching my clit with his tongue.
I went through the roof! Panting and squirming, I asked, "What the hell are you doing down there?!?!?!?" He lifted his head, grinned at me and said, "Something wonderful, apparently."
Something wonderful, indeed! He continued on like this as I writhed and bucked - which just made the insides of the Smart Balls jiggle and stimulate me more - until I had 3 screaming orgasms! Finally he removed the Balls and I was able to catch my breath for a moment. le pant, le puff
Dangly stood up & leaned over me, putting his cock into my sopping wet pussy. I said, "I've had those Balls in for a few hours, so I don't know if I'll be very tight right now." Then I shuddered in orgasm as his cock slid home. He smiled and said, "Oh, I think you're plenty tight." My pussy was much more sensitive than usual and I clenched and bucked as several more orgasms washed over me. Finally, Dangly's orgasm overtook him as well. We snuggled for a while before cleaning up & going to bed.
I put them in yesterday afternoon when Dangly called me to tell me he was on his way home from work. I met him at the door in bra & panties & as he felt me up, he found the string. Grinning, he gave it a little tug before disengaging to go change clothes while I fixed dinner.
After dinner, I invited him into the bedroom where we slowly undressed each other, kissing and nibbling as many body parts as possible in the process. Finally, we were both naked. I laid down on the bed and he bent down to kiss between my thighs. I asked him to remove the Balls, so he took the loop in his fingers and gently tugged -- while simultaneously touching my clit with his tongue.
OH.
MY.
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY.
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went through the roof! Panting and squirming, I asked, "What the hell are you doing down there?!?!?!?" He lifted his head, grinned at me and said, "Something wonderful, apparently."
Something wonderful, indeed! He continued on like this as I writhed and bucked - which just made the insides of the Smart Balls jiggle and stimulate me more - until I had 3 screaming orgasms! Finally he removed the Balls and I was able to catch my breath for a moment. le pant, le puff
Dangly stood up & leaned over me, putting his cock into my sopping wet pussy. I said, "I've had those Balls in for a few hours, so I don't know if I'll be very tight right now." Then I shuddered in orgasm as his cock slid home. He smiled and said, "Oh, I think you're plenty tight." My pussy was much more sensitive than usual and I clenched and bucked as several more orgasms washed over me. Finally, Dangly's orgasm overtook him as well. We snuggled for a while before cleaning up & going to bed.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
• New Year's Eve
Well, it turns out we didn't go to the Power Exchange on NYE as we thought we might. We were undecided about whether we wanted to drive all the way up to the City (and back!) in the midst of all the asshole drivers that usually clog the roads after 12 on that night.
So, we ended up having a nice dinner with some new (non-sex) friends. We left their place a little early (11:30 or so) and drove home. We pulled into the driveway at about 11:55, so we sat in the car for a little while, snuggling and telling each other all the things we love about the other & why this past year was so wonderful being together. At the stroke of midnight, we kissed, then got out of the car & made our way inside.
So far, it's pretty typical & vanilla, right? Well, our fun didn't stop there.
Once we got into the house, we made our way to the bedroom & got ready to have another Feeldoe session! We got out the lube and the towels and Dangly prepared his ass with Mr. Ripple again.
While his ass was "conditioning", he flung me onto the bed & buried his face between my legs, his tongue ministering to my clit in a most delightful way. I swear this man can make me come like nobody else can - I call him "The Silver-tongued One" - I sincerely believe he ought to give lessons. The way his tongue swirls around my clit, his teeth gently grazing my labia and knocking on my ring, pushing it gently onto my clit, all the while he's holding onto me like he'll never let go. Good thing he hangs on, too, because I tend to buck & writhe my hips like all get out! This man understands about getting my juices all over his face - if you don't have it on your eyelids, you're not doing it right!
After I'd come 2 or 3 times, Dangly stood up and leaned over me while I kissed him and licked my juices off of his face. He handed me the Feeldoe & then went to remove Mr. Ripple. When he returned, I was ready for him, my purple cock dangling between my legs, moving as I breathed and as I clenched & unclenched my vag muscles. I had put the newly-purchased Bump 'n' Grind Sleeve on the Feeldoe, complete with waterproof mini-bullet vibe. Buzz buzz buzz!
He laid down on his back & lifted his legs. I got into position and lubed up his asshole & my cock, pressing its head against him. It's an awkward position for me as I have almost no experience doing this - at least men get the bio-feedback of feeling their cockhead pressed against their partner. Me, I have to watch to see what I'm doing & that puts me at a little bit of the wrong angle.
His asshole relaxed as I slid my cock into it and I held onto his legs as I tried to thrust. The Feeldoe came out, so I reinserted it. It came out again - I was just at the wrong angle.
I asked Dangly to turn over and he did, this put me at the correct angle and I was able to enter him & thrust, holding onto his hips & watching his face as his hands clenched the sides of the bed in ecstasy. He moaned in pleasure and pushed his ass back to meet my thrusts. I bent forward a little and reached around to grab his cock, rubbing its head in my palm as he twitched in delight.
He stopped and said that he wanted to ride my cock, so I withdrew and laid down on the bed. He climbed on top of me & guided my cock into his ass slowly until it was buried to the hilt.
I actually prefer this position because I get an excellent view of his whole body AND his cock is in the perfect position for me to play with it AND when he comes, he comes all over my chest - what could be better?
So, I took hold of his cock with both hands as he rode my buzzing cock (which, btw, buzzed in my pussy *very* nicely) and stroked him in time to his movements. His face was a portrait of pleasure.
Finally his eyes clenched shut and his mouth set in an O as he convulsed into his orgasm, his come spurting from his cock into my hand and onto my chest. I came, too, both from watching him and from the buzzing.
I reached around to shut off the vibrator and he leaned down to kiss me. We cleaned up, then snuggled into bed to sleep.
What a perfect way to begin the New Year!
So, we ended up having a nice dinner with some new (non-sex) friends. We left their place a little early (11:30 or so) and drove home. We pulled into the driveway at about 11:55, so we sat in the car for a little while, snuggling and telling each other all the things we love about the other & why this past year was so wonderful being together. At the stroke of midnight, we kissed, then got out of the car & made our way inside.
So far, it's pretty typical & vanilla, right? Well, our fun didn't stop there.
Once we got into the house, we made our way to the bedroom & got ready to have another Feeldoe session! We got out the lube and the towels and Dangly prepared his ass with Mr. Ripple again.
While his ass was "conditioning", he flung me onto the bed & buried his face between my legs, his tongue ministering to my clit in a most delightful way. I swear this man can make me come like nobody else can - I call him "The Silver-tongued One" - I sincerely believe he ought to give lessons. The way his tongue swirls around my clit, his teeth gently grazing my labia and knocking on my ring, pushing it gently onto my clit, all the while he's holding onto me like he'll never let go. Good thing he hangs on, too, because I tend to buck & writhe my hips like all get out! This man understands about getting my juices all over his face - if you don't have it on your eyelids, you're not doing it right!
After I'd come 2 or 3 times, Dangly stood up and leaned over me while I kissed him and licked my juices off of his face. He handed me the Feeldoe & then went to remove Mr. Ripple. When he returned, I was ready for him, my purple cock dangling between my legs, moving as I breathed and as I clenched & unclenched my vag muscles. I had put the newly-purchased Bump 'n' Grind Sleeve on the Feeldoe, complete with waterproof mini-bullet vibe. Buzz buzz buzz!
He laid down on his back & lifted his legs. I got into position and lubed up his asshole & my cock, pressing its head against him. It's an awkward position for me as I have almost no experience doing this - at least men get the bio-feedback of feeling their cockhead pressed against their partner. Me, I have to watch to see what I'm doing & that puts me at a little bit of the wrong angle.
His asshole relaxed as I slid my cock into it and I held onto his legs as I tried to thrust. The Feeldoe came out, so I reinserted it. It came out again - I was just at the wrong angle.
I asked Dangly to turn over and he did, this put me at the correct angle and I was able to enter him & thrust, holding onto his hips & watching his face as his hands clenched the sides of the bed in ecstasy. He moaned in pleasure and pushed his ass back to meet my thrusts. I bent forward a little and reached around to grab his cock, rubbing its head in my palm as he twitched in delight.
He stopped and said that he wanted to ride my cock, so I withdrew and laid down on the bed. He climbed on top of me & guided my cock into his ass slowly until it was buried to the hilt.
I actually prefer this position because I get an excellent view of his whole body AND his cock is in the perfect position for me to play with it AND when he comes, he comes all over my chest - what could be better?
So, I took hold of his cock with both hands as he rode my buzzing cock (which, btw, buzzed in my pussy *very* nicely) and stroked him in time to his movements. His face was a portrait of pleasure.
Finally his eyes clenched shut and his mouth set in an O as he convulsed into his orgasm, his come spurting from his cock into my hand and onto my chest. I came, too, both from watching him and from the buzzing.
I reached around to shut off the vibrator and he leaned down to kiss me. We cleaned up, then snuggled into bed to sleep.
What a perfect way to begin the New Year!
Monday, January 17, 2005
• Melange of Miscellaneous Matters
By now, I'm sure most of you have read the excerpt from my email to Monk. That's one of the "interesting developments" I said I wanted to talk about in an earlier post.
As I said to Monk, Dangly & I were chatting and he asked me about my infatuation with Monk. Along the course of the conversation, I mentioned that I liked to be bitten. Dangly said, "Doesn't that hurt? I thought you said you weren't into pain?" I replied, "Does this hurt?" and bit him on the meaty part of the shoulder, gently at first, then applying more pressure. He said, "Hmm, no it doesn't." I said, "Right. Well, I happen to like being bitten there." So the next time we made love, we were spooning & Dangly bit me - hard! - on the shoulder just as I was in the beginning stages of having an orgasm. OMG! I nearly went through the roof!
Dangly REALLY liked what it did for me, so he has continued to do it. As Monk said, I am very lucky to have a lover who is willing to try new things - even things he's not sure about - just to enhance his lover's experience.
I still laugh when he tries to spank me, though....
***
The referrer tracking javascript I had over in the left-hand nav bar quit working today with no warning. They want me to give them $25/year & couldn't even be arsed with dropping me an email to warn me that they were shutting off the service. So, I'm trying out a new referrer tracking thingy from blogtricks. So there.
***
I took some time to masturbate this morning. I put in the SmartBalls & used my Candy G vibe on my clit, then when I was done, I left the SmartBalls in. About 5 minutes later, the maintenance supervisor for the apartment complex came over to check out a leak in the bathroom. I had put the vibe away - so there was no overt evidence - but it was, um, interesting to stand there and talk about water leaks with these SmartBalls up my twat! LOL!
***
Trixie got her copy & so did Matisse, but where's mine?!? Yes, Dangly & I are in The Book, too! Yay! More news once my copy arrives.
***
Now that I have some time again - my big performance is finished and I'm preparing for some business trips next month - I hope to get back into the blogging swing of things. Too tired to write an epistle tonight, but I wanted to at least post a small update.
I think I'll go turn my AFF profile on again....
As I said to Monk, Dangly & I were chatting and he asked me about my infatuation with Monk. Along the course of the conversation, I mentioned that I liked to be bitten. Dangly said, "Doesn't that hurt? I thought you said you weren't into pain?" I replied, "Does this hurt?" and bit him on the meaty part of the shoulder, gently at first, then applying more pressure. He said, "Hmm, no it doesn't." I said, "Right. Well, I happen to like being bitten there." So the next time we made love, we were spooning & Dangly bit me - hard! - on the shoulder just as I was in the beginning stages of having an orgasm. OMG! I nearly went through the roof!
Dangly REALLY liked what it did for me, so he has continued to do it. As Monk said, I am very lucky to have a lover who is willing to try new things - even things he's not sure about - just to enhance his lover's experience.
I still laugh when he tries to spank me, though....
***
The referrer tracking javascript I had over in the left-hand nav bar quit working today with no warning. They want me to give them $25/year & couldn't even be arsed with dropping me an email to warn me that they were shutting off the service. So, I'm trying out a new referrer tracking thingy from blogtricks. So there.
***
I took some time to masturbate this morning. I put in the SmartBalls & used my Candy G vibe on my clit, then when I was done, I left the SmartBalls in. About 5 minutes later, the maintenance supervisor for the apartment complex came over to check out a leak in the bathroom. I had put the vibe away - so there was no overt evidence - but it was, um, interesting to stand there and talk about water leaks with these SmartBalls up my twat! LOL!
***
Trixie got her copy & so did Matisse, but where's mine?!? Yes, Dangly & I are in The Book, too! Yay! More news once my copy arrives.
***
Now that I have some time again - my big performance is finished and I'm preparing for some business trips next month - I hope to get back into the blogging swing of things. Too tired to write an epistle tonight, but I wanted to at least post a small update.
I think I'll go turn my AFF profile on again....
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
• OK, Color Me Stupid!
*deep blush*
Despite several days of nagging emails from my domain registrar, I *completely* forgot to renew my domain name when it expired yesterday.
Thus, sometime yesterday this page ceased to be accessible - pointing instead to one of those "parking pages" - and I ain't talkin' dogging parks.
*sigh* One of my dear friends (and readers of this blog) stayed up late tonight (he's on the East Coast & I'm on the West) just to point this out to me - he thought I'd been hijacked.
Alas, it was my own stupidity what done me in.
At any rate, the domain name is back, but it's time for me to join my lovely husband in bed now, so I won't post anymore. I do need to post about the time while my mom was here, plus New Year Eve, plus some other "interesting" developments.
I can't guarantee that I will post tomorrow - I have a VERY BIG gig in a very short time & all of my time & energy is consumed by preparing for it. I'm sorry I can't tell you more about it because it's *VERY* exciting.
Ah well, c'est la vie!
Despite several days of nagging emails from my domain registrar, I *completely* forgot to renew my domain name when it expired yesterday.
Thus, sometime yesterday this page ceased to be accessible - pointing instead to one of those "parking pages" - and I ain't talkin' dogging parks.
*sigh* One of my dear friends (and readers of this blog) stayed up late tonight (he's on the East Coast & I'm on the West) just to point this out to me - he thought I'd been hijacked.
Alas, it was my own stupidity what done me in.
At any rate, the domain name is back, but it's time for me to join my lovely husband in bed now, so I won't post anymore. I do need to post about the time while my mom was here, plus New Year Eve, plus some other "interesting" developments.
I can't guarantee that I will post tomorrow - I have a VERY BIG gig in a very short time & all of my time & energy is consumed by preparing for it. I'm sorry I can't tell you more about it because it's *VERY* exciting.
Ah well, c'est la vie!