TwiddlyBits' Sex Blog
The ramblings of a very horny woman.
(...with regular guest submissions from her cross-dressing husband)
Thursday, June 30, 2005
• Thank You, Monk!
I just got back from dropping Monk off at the airport & will soon be meeting my wonderful husband for lunch.
Still digesting everything that happened & don't want to post a half-baked account; I will take my time with this one, so stay tuned.
Suffice to say that we had an AMAZING evening - Dangly & I both learned some things (some of them surprising) & are thankful that we had such a wonderful and caring teacher.
I will also say that I'm a wee tad tender in a few places, but the memory of how I got tender makes me smile.
Thank you, Monk!
[UPDATE: A preview or two.]
Still digesting everything that happened & don't want to post a half-baked account; I will take my time with this one, so stay tuned.
Suffice to say that we had an AMAZING evening - Dangly & I both learned some things (some of them surprising) & are thankful that we had such a wonderful and caring teacher.
I will also say that I'm a wee tad tender in a few places, but the memory of how I got tender makes me smile.
Thank you, Monk!
[UPDATE: A preview or two.]
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
• Meeting Monk
Yes, I'm meeting Monk today. I'll be picking him up at the airport & driving him to see his supplier. He & I & Dangly will have dinner tonight, then Monk flies home tomorrow.
He has offered to show Dangly some knots and ties and things - which I'm looking forward to!
Further than that, who can say at this point? I will post details, of course - that's what I do!
He has offered to show Dangly some knots and ties and things - which I'm looking forward to!
Further than that, who can say at this point? I will post details, of course - that's what I do!
Monday, June 27, 2005
• I Was Right!!
I was right! Dangly was preparing for a FeelDoe session!
After vacuuming, butt plug still in place, he came into the office room & read my review of the new Water Royale toy. He then took me by the hand & led me into the bedroom. He sat on the bed & lifted up my shirt, grinning at me.
"Why are you grinning at me?" I asked.
"Because you are just so sexy!" he replied.
"Me? Sexy? How?"
[*happy sigh*] "Everything about you: your eyes, your face, your ass, your breasts, your attitude...."
"My attitude?"
"Yes"
By this time, he had my shirt off & was busy kissing my nipples & caressing my ass.
He stood up and removed my shorts & panties, then gently pushed me onto the bed. I landed on the FeelDoe! Pushing it out of the way, I leaned back while Dangly lifted my legs over his shoulders and buried his face in my waiting pussy.
He had to hold onto me pretty tightly - my arousal was such that every little flicker of his tongue threatened to shove me over the edge.
Finally, he reached for the FeelDoe & took the bulb into his mouth, lubricating it with his saliva, coyly looking at me from under his beautiful long lashes. He slid the bulb into my waiting cunt, wiggling it against my clit, then took the cockhead & shaft into his mouth. I held his hair out of his face & cooed, "Oh yeah, suck my cock, baby. You are so sexy. Suck it!" He bobbed his head enthusiastically and even gagged once or twice - I cautioned him, "Be careful; it's a learned skill!" I had a couple of small orgasms just from the motion he was creating. He grinned up at me, his tongue swirling around the tip of the FeelDoe, then he disengaged himself and went to go remove the butt plug from his ass.
Meanwhile, I positioned myself better on the bed. When he returned, he handed me the bottle of lube & put the box of tissues within easy reach. I lubed up my cock & Dangly positioned himself over me, his cock pointing at me. As he lowered himself onto my shaft, I spread the lube onto his cock & slowly started squeezing and massaging his shaft, moving his foreskin back and forth.
Once he was fully impaled, he began to raise & lower himself, the FeelDoe bumping my G-spot with every motion as his ass clenched it, up and down, bump and grind, grinding into my clit. I worked his cock with one hand and reached for his nipples with the other. His face contorted in a masque of pleasure.
Suddenly, he grabbed the hand that was tweaking his nipple & said, "Stop!" but continued to work my cock in and out of his ass. "Don't want it to end just yet?" I asked. "Exactly" he sighed.
"I love to fuck you in the ass; I love to make love with you!" I said. Dangly moaned in pleasure, still riding my cock, my hips thrusting gently in time with his motions. I could see his balls drawing up closer to the base of his cock as his chest & face flushed - I knew he was very close to coming. I grasped the base of his shaft with one hand, holding back his foreskin. With my other lubed hand, I swirled around his cockhead until suddenly he hitched his breath and his jaw clenched. I looked down at his cock to watch him come & then quickly shut my eyes - he squirted come all the way up onto my face and into my hair!
I squealed in surprise, my face scrunched up in an effort to keep it out of my eyes. Dangly looked at me and started laughing - he told me later that he wished he'd had a camera. Apparently, there was a line of come dotted up my face from my chin to my forehead and into my hair! I was laughing, too, when he reached for a tissue & wiped my face. I opened my eyes a little, only to close them again, "I have come in my eyelashes!" I exclaimed. "Yes you do" he replied & got another tissue to wipe them. He used a third tissue to wipe the come off of my chest.
After we finished laughing, we got into the shower to clean up. After the shower, Dangly said to me, "Your eye looks kind of irritated; go take out your contacts", so I did. My right eye looked reallyREALLY red - but the good news is that it looked much worse than it felt. I think there was no permanent damage done.
That was the first time I've ever had come on my face!
After vacuuming, butt plug still in place, he came into the office room & read my review of the new Water Royale toy. He then took me by the hand & led me into the bedroom. He sat on the bed & lifted up my shirt, grinning at me.
"Why are you grinning at me?" I asked.
"Because you are just so sexy!" he replied.
"Me? Sexy? How?"
[*happy sigh*] "Everything about you: your eyes, your face, your ass, your breasts, your attitude...."
"My attitude?"
"Yes"
By this time, he had my shirt off & was busy kissing my nipples & caressing my ass.
He stood up and removed my shorts & panties, then gently pushed me onto the bed. I landed on the FeelDoe! Pushing it out of the way, I leaned back while Dangly lifted my legs over his shoulders and buried his face in my waiting pussy.
He had to hold onto me pretty tightly - my arousal was such that every little flicker of his tongue threatened to shove me over the edge.
Finally, he reached for the FeelDoe & took the bulb into his mouth, lubricating it with his saliva, coyly looking at me from under his beautiful long lashes. He slid the bulb into my waiting cunt, wiggling it against my clit, then took the cockhead & shaft into his mouth. I held his hair out of his face & cooed, "Oh yeah, suck my cock, baby. You are so sexy. Suck it!" He bobbed his head enthusiastically and even gagged once or twice - I cautioned him, "Be careful; it's a learned skill!" I had a couple of small orgasms just from the motion he was creating. He grinned up at me, his tongue swirling around the tip of the FeelDoe, then he disengaged himself and went to go remove the butt plug from his ass.
Meanwhile, I positioned myself better on the bed. When he returned, he handed me the bottle of lube & put the box of tissues within easy reach. I lubed up my cock & Dangly positioned himself over me, his cock pointing at me. As he lowered himself onto my shaft, I spread the lube onto his cock & slowly started squeezing and massaging his shaft, moving his foreskin back and forth.
Once he was fully impaled, he began to raise & lower himself, the FeelDoe bumping my G-spot with every motion as his ass clenched it, up and down, bump and grind, grinding into my clit. I worked his cock with one hand and reached for his nipples with the other. His face contorted in a masque of pleasure.
Suddenly, he grabbed the hand that was tweaking his nipple & said, "Stop!" but continued to work my cock in and out of his ass. "Don't want it to end just yet?" I asked. "Exactly" he sighed.
"I love to fuck you in the ass; I love to make love with you!" I said. Dangly moaned in pleasure, still riding my cock, my hips thrusting gently in time with his motions. I could see his balls drawing up closer to the base of his cock as his chest & face flushed - I knew he was very close to coming. I grasped the base of his shaft with one hand, holding back his foreskin. With my other lubed hand, I swirled around his cockhead until suddenly he hitched his breath and his jaw clenched. I looked down at his cock to watch him come & then quickly shut my eyes - he squirted come all the way up onto my face and into my hair!
I squealed in surprise, my face scrunched up in an effort to keep it out of my eyes. Dangly looked at me and started laughing - he told me later that he wished he'd had a camera. Apparently, there was a line of come dotted up my face from my chin to my forehead and into my hair! I was laughing, too, when he reached for a tissue & wiped my face. I opened my eyes a little, only to close them again, "I have come in my eyelashes!" I exclaimed. "Yes you do" he replied & got another tissue to wipe them. He used a third tissue to wipe the come off of my chest.
After we finished laughing, we got into the shower to clean up. After the shower, Dangly said to me, "Your eye looks kind of irritated; go take out your contacts", so I did. My right eye looked reallyREALLY red - but the good news is that it looked much worse than it felt. I think there was no permanent damage done.
That was the first time I've ever had come on my face!
• Dangly...
... just put in a butt plug and is now vacuuming the house - he says the plug "needs to percolate for a while".
I think this means we're going to have some FeelDoe action tonight! Woo-Hoo!!
I think this means we're going to have some FeelDoe action tonight! Woo-Hoo!!
• My New Toy - A Product Review
I told you a few days ago to expect a product review in the near future. Well, here it is!
I received a new toy from MyPleasure.com. They call it the "Water Royale", but the box says "Elite 7X™" - "7 function waterproof Ultimate Orgasm".
When I received it, I was on my period and so waited a few days to try it out - then I wanted to try it out for a few more days before posting my review. I've since used this toy about 5 or 6 times & am ready to review it.
[clears throat]
The box advertises "7 infinite levels of vibration, pulsation and escalation with rotating head and synchronous beads" - in short, it's a dual-action vibrator with a hummingbird attached to it. The idea with the hummingbird is that in addition to the beak, it's also got wings, which are designed to stimulate the labia as well as the clitoris. The 7 vibrations refer to the settings of the hummingbird clitoral stimulator portion of the toy. The 7 levels are described as:
So far, my experiences with the toy have been VERY positive! This was the first time I've ever used one of these dual-action vibrators and I LIKE IT!
The first time I used it, I tried to be objective and experiment with the various settings, but every time since then, I've gravitated toward my favorite: "Roller Coaster" (in which the vibration speeds up, then drops down to nothing, then speeds up, then drops down to nothing, etc., like this: BZZZzzzz..zzzzZZZZZZzzzz..zzzZZZZzz) combined with the fastest rotation. I really dig the way the rotating head and "non-jamming metal pleasure beads" move around inside my cunt - when I get it placed just right, the "soft, pliable rotating penis head" presses against my G-spot & feels oh, so good! I like to get the hummingbird's beak placed right under my clitoral hood, with the wings touching the inside of my labia major - if I arch my back, the beak hits me in just the right spot!
The other day, I was laying on the couch, giving Dangly a show when he came over to "help" me - kissing me & pinching my nipples. After using the "Roller Coaster" for a while, I switched to the "Stair Stepper" (which goes "BZZZZ bzbzbz, BZZZZ bzbzbz") and exclaimed, "Oh, this is going to do it for me!" Dangly pinched my nipples & put his head down to my pussy & moved his tongue around my clit while the beads were whirling and the hummingbird buzzing until I clenched tightly around the toy (creating a noticeable difference in the sound!) and came my heart out! YAY!
Today and yesterday, I coupled the Fast Pulsation/Fast Rotation with a small dildo in my ass and 2 vibrating nipple clamps and had near-screaming orgasms in both cases!
Today I also decided to test out the "waterproof" claim. The box advertises a "Unique totally waterproof power pak", but I was dubious - it doesn't "click" into place or lock down like I'd expect a waterproof battery compartment to do. It has a flange on each side & only needs a gentle pull to open up. However, it does have a rubber O-ring, so into the shower it went!
Risking possible electrocution, I turned it up to Fast Pulsation (BZZBZZBZZBZZ!) along with Fast Rotation, and let the warm water cascade over me - I even took the hand-held shower massage and shot the water directly on my pussy while letting it buzz away. Heavenly!!
After my shower, I opened the battery compartment to see if any water had gotten in. Water had gotten as far as the O-ring, but no farther, so I dried the whole thing off & considered that a successful test.
I do prefer waterproof toys because they are much easier to clean. I was worried that all the nooks & crannies on the hummingbird would be difficult to clean, but I think as long as one cleans it right away - ie. don't let your "girl cum" dry on it - it'll be fine.
To be fair, I do have a couple of complaints about it.
1. The box claims that it is "Pleasantly Scented". It has this strange perfumed scent to it, but the scent becomes less noticeable with each day - I know from experience with other jelly-rubber toys that the longer I leave it out of the box, the less noticeable the scent will become, until it is eventually almost completely gone. Since I don't care for scented things, I consider this reduction-in-scent to be A Good Thing™, but YMMV.
2. You can't go directly to the vibration & pulsation you want, you must go through the previous levels to get to the one you want. This is because of the push-button controls. I understand that sliders would probably negate the waterproof-ness, but it is an admittedly MINOR annoyance that when I'm done, I have to click through the remaining levels in order to turn the thing off. I'm sure I'll manage.
One more thing: the box says "Uses 4 AAA size batteries, not included" but the toy is stamped "Uses 4 AA batteries not included". The toy is correct - it uses 4 AA batteries. It seems to be a bit of a battery hog. After only 5 days of use, the rotation is noticeably diminished with each successive vibration level (but fine if rotation is all you use, or if you stick with the lower vibration levels).
So, all-in-all, I am VERY happy with my new toy! The few "issues" I have with it are minor & well within tolerances & I am looking forward to seeing how it stands up to long-term use - because I intend to use it lots more!!
Thank you to Natalia at MyPleasure.com!!
ps. I might also mention that MyPleasure.com is a wonderful resource for educational materials - Questions and Answers, FAQs, articles and all sorts of other things - please do check them out!
[UPDATE: I forgot to mention that the toy is NOISY! If you're looking for a discreet toy to use without your roommate knowing about it, this is NOT the toy for you! However, if you want mind-blowing screaming orgasms, this is it.]
I received a new toy from MyPleasure.com. They call it the "Water Royale", but the box says "Elite 7X™" - "7 function waterproof Ultimate Orgasm".
When I received it, I was on my period and so waited a few days to try it out - then I wanted to try it out for a few more days before posting my review. I've since used this toy about 5 or 6 times & am ready to review it.
[clears throat]
The box advertises "7 infinite levels of vibration, pulsation and escalation with rotating head and synchronous beads" - in short, it's a dual-action vibrator with a hummingbird attached to it. The idea with the hummingbird is that in addition to the beak, it's also got wings, which are designed to stimulate the labia as well as the clitoris. The 7 vibrations refer to the settings of the hummingbird clitoral stimulator portion of the toy. The 7 levels are described as:
1. Vibration #1The "Rotating head" portion has three levels of rotation, each of which is slightly faster than the previous one. Between the vibrations and the rotations, there are "21 Impulse™ patterns!"
2. Vibration #2
3. Vibration #3
4. Roller Coaster
5. Fast Pulsation
6. Stair Stepper
7. Vibration #4
So far, my experiences with the toy have been VERY positive! This was the first time I've ever used one of these dual-action vibrators and I LIKE IT!
The first time I used it, I tried to be objective and experiment with the various settings, but every time since then, I've gravitated toward my favorite: "Roller Coaster" (in which the vibration speeds up, then drops down to nothing, then speeds up, then drops down to nothing, etc., like this: BZZZzzzz..zzzzZZZZZZzzzz..zzzZZZZzz) combined with the fastest rotation. I really dig the way the rotating head and "non-jamming metal pleasure beads" move around inside my cunt - when I get it placed just right, the "soft, pliable rotating penis head" presses against my G-spot & feels oh, so good! I like to get the hummingbird's beak placed right under my clitoral hood, with the wings touching the inside of my labia major - if I arch my back, the beak hits me in just the right spot!
The other day, I was laying on the couch, giving Dangly a show when he came over to "help" me - kissing me & pinching my nipples. After using the "Roller Coaster" for a while, I switched to the "Stair Stepper" (which goes "BZZZZ bzbzbz, BZZZZ bzbzbz") and exclaimed, "Oh, this is going to do it for me!" Dangly pinched my nipples & put his head down to my pussy & moved his tongue around my clit while the beads were whirling and the hummingbird buzzing until I clenched tightly around the toy (creating a noticeable difference in the sound!) and came my heart out! YAY!
Today and yesterday, I coupled the Fast Pulsation/Fast Rotation with a small dildo in my ass and 2 vibrating nipple clamps and had near-screaming orgasms in both cases!
Today I also decided to test out the "waterproof" claim. The box advertises a "Unique totally waterproof power pak", but I was dubious - it doesn't "click" into place or lock down like I'd expect a waterproof battery compartment to do. It has a flange on each side & only needs a gentle pull to open up. However, it does have a rubber O-ring, so into the shower it went!
Risking possible electrocution, I turned it up to Fast Pulsation (BZZBZZBZZBZZ!) along with Fast Rotation, and let the warm water cascade over me - I even took the hand-held shower massage and shot the water directly on my pussy while letting it buzz away. Heavenly!!
After my shower, I opened the battery compartment to see if any water had gotten in. Water had gotten as far as the O-ring, but no farther, so I dried the whole thing off & considered that a successful test.
I do prefer waterproof toys because they are much easier to clean. I was worried that all the nooks & crannies on the hummingbird would be difficult to clean, but I think as long as one cleans it right away - ie. don't let your "girl cum" dry on it - it'll be fine.
To be fair, I do have a couple of complaints about it.
1. The box claims that it is "Pleasantly Scented". It has this strange perfumed scent to it, but the scent becomes less noticeable with each day - I know from experience with other jelly-rubber toys that the longer I leave it out of the box, the less noticeable the scent will become, until it is eventually almost completely gone. Since I don't care for scented things, I consider this reduction-in-scent to be A Good Thing™, but YMMV.
2. You can't go directly to the vibration & pulsation you want, you must go through the previous levels to get to the one you want. This is because of the push-button controls. I understand that sliders would probably negate the waterproof-ness, but it is an admittedly MINOR annoyance that when I'm done, I have to click through the remaining levels in order to turn the thing off. I'm sure I'll manage.
One more thing: the box says "Uses 4 AAA size batteries, not included" but the toy is stamped "Uses 4 AA batteries not included". The toy is correct - it uses 4 AA batteries. It seems to be a bit of a battery hog. After only 5 days of use, the rotation is noticeably diminished with each successive vibration level (but fine if rotation is all you use, or if you stick with the lower vibration levels).
So, all-in-all, I am VERY happy with my new toy! The few "issues" I have with it are minor & well within tolerances & I am looking forward to seeing how it stands up to long-term use - because I intend to use it lots more!!
Thank you to Natalia at MyPleasure.com!!
ps. I might also mention that MyPleasure.com is a wonderful resource for educational materials - Questions and Answers, FAQs, articles and all sorts of other things - please do check them out!
[UPDATE: I forgot to mention that the toy is NOISY! If you're looking for a discreet toy to use without your roommate knowing about it, this is NOT the toy for you! However, if you want mind-blowing screaming orgasms, this is it.]
• Tonight...
I got a txt msg from F yesterday saying: "Bad news! must leave 4 [another city] 2nit. not back until friday. super bummed-sorry. touch base next week"
He was originally supposed to leave late tonight (which is why he couldn't have stayed too late), but had to leave a day earlier than planned.
So, no double-stuff fun for me tonight! :-(
He was originally supposed to leave late tonight (which is why he couldn't have stayed too late), but had to leave a day earlier than planned.
So, no double-stuff fun for me tonight! :-(
Saturday, June 25, 2005
• Pardon Me While I Rant....
Audacia's post bout the need for health benefits in the sex industry struck a chord with me.
As you know, I recently had a full battery of STD testing done. I recently got the "Explanation of Benefits" sheet from my insurance company. This sheet shows each test, the amount it would have cost me without insurance, plus the amount that insurance is paying, etc.
I was horrified to see that if I did not have insurance, those tests would have cost more than $1700 in lab & procedure fees!!
SEVENTEEN HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS!!
Good GRIEF! What the FUCK is wrong with the health care industry?!? These tests should almost be compulsory for everyone at LEAST once a year, if not more & they charge an arm and a leg and two testicles for them!
I'm a fairly staunch Libertarian in most regards, but the more I see of the interaction between the health care providers and the insurance companies, the more I think that something is definitely fubar'd!
*grumble*
***
In other news, Dangly has promised to shave and trim my pussy tonight in preparation for our play date with F on Monday night (tonight is the only time we have to do this - I'll have to do a touch up on Monday). F told me that he can't stay very late, but Dangly said that if F gets here early, we don't need to wait for him to get home before F & I start playing. *evil giggle*
Perhaps I'll send F a naughty text message....
As you know, I recently had a full battery of STD testing done. I recently got the "Explanation of Benefits" sheet from my insurance company. This sheet shows each test, the amount it would have cost me without insurance, plus the amount that insurance is paying, etc.
I was horrified to see that if I did not have insurance, those tests would have cost more than $1700 in lab & procedure fees!!
SEVENTEEN HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS!!
Good GRIEF! What the FUCK is wrong with the health care industry?!? These tests should almost be compulsory for everyone at LEAST once a year, if not more & they charge an arm and a leg and two testicles for them!
I'm a fairly staunch Libertarian in most regards, but the more I see of the interaction between the health care providers and the insurance companies, the more I think that something is definitely fubar'd!
*grumble*
***
In other news, Dangly has promised to shave and trim my pussy tonight in preparation for our play date with F on Monday night (tonight is the only time we have to do this - I'll have to do a touch up on Monday). F told me that he can't stay very late, but Dangly said that if F gets here early, we don't need to wait for him to get home before F & I start playing. *evil giggle*
Perhaps I'll send F a naughty text message....
Friday, June 24, 2005
• Product Reviews
The wonderful people over at MyPleasure.com have sent me a toy to try out & review. I've used it for 2 days now & want to use it for 2 more days before I write the review. Sneak Preview says that I like it!
More details about that in a few days.
More details about that in a few days.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
• Übercock
*sigh* I love Dangly's cock.
Tonight, over dinner, I was txt msging with F in anticipation of Monday's play date. The messaging aroused me so much that I said to Dangly, "Will you play with me when we get home?" Of course he said, "yes".
Once we got home, we headed to the bedroom, where Dangly laid on the bed watching me as I undressed. Naked, I went over to our Ikea chair, got on my knees and leaned over the footstool, waggling my ass in the air. "Come play with me", I pleaded.
Dangly got up from the bed & came around to the chair. I stopped him from sitting down &, still on my knees, lifted his shirt as high as I could. He got the message and finished removing it while I turned my attention to his pants. Unbuttoning and unzipping him, I salivated knowing that his cock would soon be in my mouth - it has been so long since I've been able to suck his cock; being sick with a sore throat is not conducive to oral sex. He sat down as I lowered his pants to his ankles, then lifted his feet so I could dispense with them entirely. Reaching for his panties, he raised his hips and I removed them, too.
Holding his cock in my hands, I enveloped it with my lips, my whole mouth swallowed it, my tongue caressed it, danced around his corona, my hands slid up and down the shaft and around his balls.
I stopped.
"Where's the camera?" I asked. "In my briefcase" he answered. "Hold that thought", I said. "How about I hold this cock" he answered as I ran off to get the cam.
"Now, where was I?" I said as I returned to the business at hand.
Dangly snapped this pic as I languidly licked the tip of his cock. He gasped as I took his length in my mouth.
"Give me the camera", I said. He handed it over, his moans and groans getting louder as I licked and sucked and stroked him.
I took a few pics myself, then handed the cam back to Dangly who set it aside so he could concentrate on my ministrations. He reached for my nipples, pinching them and making me groan.
"My pussy is aching for you," I moaned. "What are you going to do about that?" he asked. "What do you think I ought to do about it?" I asked in return. "I think you should slide your pussy onto my hard cock." "Mmmm, but where will I put my legs?... I could put them in the chair, I could put them in the air...", I giggled at my impromptu Dr. Seuss imitation.
"Why don't you just turn around and sit on it?" Dangly replied, so that's exactly what I did.
I balanced myself with the footstool and lowered my literally sopping wet pussy onto his shaft, gasping in pleasure as I felt him enter me. He grasped my hips with his hands as I raised and lowered myself, my thighs shaking from balancing at that angle.
I told him, "Hold onto me" as I sank down to my knees and leaned over the footstool. He followed me down onto his own knees & thrust his hips into mine, his cock hitting my G-spot perfectly.
"I want to lick your clit while F fucks you from behind!" "I could suck your cock while you're doing that!" "[unintelligible]" as he shuddered and came into me.
"MMMmmmmMMMM, I could do that 4 more times tonight" I said as we came down from the precipe.
Hopefully, we'll get a chance to!
***
Now, what do I mean by "übercock" in the title of this post? Well, I've been meaning to write about that for some time. I've known Dangly for a little over 5 years now, and in that time there have been exactly THREE times when he has exhibited what I like to call "übercock". As you can see from this photo, Dangly does not have a small cock. He's also uncut - you can see some of the "slack" of his foreskin (especially in this close-up).
"Übercock" is when his erection is so big that it totally inflates the foreskin, too. I've seen it grow to its standard size, then it just suddenly gets even bigger - until you can't tell that there's any foreskin at all!
Unfortunately, I have no pictures of this phenomenon, AND also unfortunately, every time it's happend, circumstances are such that for whatever reason I couldn't enjoy the übercock vaginally.
Dangly is the first uncircumcised man I'd ever been with, so I have no idea if übercock is a common thing for those men or not - and Dangly claims that it doesn't feel any different from a "regular" erection, but oh boy, I hope it happens again soon so I can ride it like there's no tomorrow!!
***
[ADDENDUM: Reading this post, Dangly exclaimed, "Yikes! My cock looks *massive* in that picture!" "That's why I took it, my love" I cooed in his ear.]
Tonight, over dinner, I was txt msging with F in anticipation of Monday's play date. The messaging aroused me so much that I said to Dangly, "Will you play with me when we get home?" Of course he said, "yes".
Once we got home, we headed to the bedroom, where Dangly laid on the bed watching me as I undressed. Naked, I went over to our Ikea chair, got on my knees and leaned over the footstool, waggling my ass in the air. "Come play with me", I pleaded.
Dangly got up from the bed & came around to the chair. I stopped him from sitting down &, still on my knees, lifted his shirt as high as I could. He got the message and finished removing it while I turned my attention to his pants. Unbuttoning and unzipping him, I salivated knowing that his cock would soon be in my mouth - it has been so long since I've been able to suck his cock; being sick with a sore throat is not conducive to oral sex. He sat down as I lowered his pants to his ankles, then lifted his feet so I could dispense with them entirely. Reaching for his panties, he raised his hips and I removed them, too.
Holding his cock in my hands, I enveloped it with my lips, my whole mouth swallowed it, my tongue caressed it, danced around his corona, my hands slid up and down the shaft and around his balls.
I stopped.
"Where's the camera?" I asked. "In my briefcase" he answered. "Hold that thought", I said. "How about I hold this cock" he answered as I ran off to get the cam.
"Now, where was I?" I said as I returned to the business at hand.
Dangly snapped this pic as I languidly licked the tip of his cock. He gasped as I took his length in my mouth.
"Give me the camera", I said. He handed it over, his moans and groans getting louder as I licked and sucked and stroked him.
I took a few pics myself, then handed the cam back to Dangly who set it aside so he could concentrate on my ministrations. He reached for my nipples, pinching them and making me groan.
"My pussy is aching for you," I moaned. "What are you going to do about that?" he asked. "What do you think I ought to do about it?" I asked in return. "I think you should slide your pussy onto my hard cock." "Mmmm, but where will I put my legs?... I could put them in the chair, I could put them in the air...", I giggled at my impromptu Dr. Seuss imitation.
"Why don't you just turn around and sit on it?" Dangly replied, so that's exactly what I did.
I balanced myself with the footstool and lowered my literally sopping wet pussy onto his shaft, gasping in pleasure as I felt him enter me. He grasped my hips with his hands as I raised and lowered myself, my thighs shaking from balancing at that angle.
I told him, "Hold onto me" as I sank down to my knees and leaned over the footstool. He followed me down onto his own knees & thrust his hips into mine, his cock hitting my G-spot perfectly.
"I want to lick your clit while F fucks you from behind!" "I could suck your cock while you're doing that!" "[unintelligible]" as he shuddered and came into me.
"MMMmmmmMMMM, I could do that 4 more times tonight" I said as we came down from the precipe.
Hopefully, we'll get a chance to!
***
Now, what do I mean by "übercock" in the title of this post? Well, I've been meaning to write about that for some time. I've known Dangly for a little over 5 years now, and in that time there have been exactly THREE times when he has exhibited what I like to call "übercock". As you can see from this photo, Dangly does not have a small cock. He's also uncut - you can see some of the "slack" of his foreskin (especially in this close-up).
"Übercock" is when his erection is so big that it totally inflates the foreskin, too. I've seen it grow to its standard size, then it just suddenly gets even bigger - until you can't tell that there's any foreskin at all!
Unfortunately, I have no pictures of this phenomenon, AND also unfortunately, every time it's happend, circumstances are such that for whatever reason I couldn't enjoy the übercock vaginally.
Dangly is the first uncircumcised man I'd ever been with, so I have no idea if übercock is a common thing for those men or not - and Dangly claims that it doesn't feel any different from a "regular" erection, but oh boy, I hope it happens again soon so I can ride it like there's no tomorrow!!
***
[ADDENDUM: Reading this post, Dangly exclaimed, "Yikes! My cock looks *massive* in that picture!" "That's why I took it, my love" I cooed in his ear.]
• Comments sought, please!
Have been txt msg-ing with F regarding our upcoming play date on Monday night. One msg he sent me today says:
"i was thnkng double vaginal... ur thoughts?"
I replied: "sounds scary 2b honest!"
His reply to that: "no big deal then."
To which I replied: "Let me think about it - haven't considered it b4 - may say no, but will consider it - thx for understndg"
and his reply: "Absolutely."
This is the part where I'd like some comments from the Pervert Gallery!
Have any of you tried double vag? I've only ever seen it in pr0n pics, and frankly it doesn't look like it'd be all that comfortable for either the guys or the girl!
I am also having another guest over later in the week & don't want to take the chance of hurting myself before that visit. Broken pussy = Bad (just ask Audacia, poor thing!).
I can see myself trying to explain it to people, "How'd you get hurt?"
"oh, well, you see, I had two cocks up my cunt and..." *sigh*
[ADDENDUM: I recently filled out a "yes/no/maybe" list & one of the things on it was "triple penetration". At the time, Dangly & I assumed that meant vaginal & anal at the same time as oral, but my googling today suggests that it might be "DV+A" or "DA+V" - not quite sure how that would work, logistically speaking. I think I'd love to try the VAO, but am thinking I'm going to say no to DV or DA. (especially DA - I have no desire to buy Porsches for any proctologists.)]
"i was thnkng double vaginal... ur thoughts?"
I replied: "sounds scary 2b honest!"
His reply to that: "no big deal then."
To which I replied: "Let me think about it - haven't considered it b4 - may say no, but will consider it - thx for understndg"
and his reply: "Absolutely."
This is the part where I'd like some comments from the Pervert Gallery!
Have any of you tried double vag? I've only ever seen it in pr0n pics, and frankly it doesn't look like it'd be all that comfortable for either the guys or the girl!
I am also having another guest over later in the week & don't want to take the chance of hurting myself before that visit. Broken pussy = Bad (just ask Audacia, poor thing!).
I can see myself trying to explain it to people, "How'd you get hurt?"
"oh, well, you see, I had two cocks up my cunt and..." *sigh*
[ADDENDUM: I recently filled out a "yes/no/maybe" list & one of the things on it was "triple penetration". At the time, Dangly & I assumed that meant vaginal & anal at the same time as oral, but my googling today suggests that it might be "DV+A" or "DA+V" - not quite sure how that would work, logistically speaking. I think I'd love to try the VAO, but am thinking I'm going to say no to DV or DA. (especially DA - I have no desire to buy Porsches for any proctologists.)]
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
• Blasts from the Past
Longtime readers of this blog will remember F from my first (and so far only) DP experience, way back in April 2004. Well, he phoned me a few weeks ago and left a voice mail asking me to call him back, which I did. He apologized for not being in touch - which I admit did hurt a little at first, but I got over it with no hard feelings. Anyway, when I spoke to him, I was still sick, and had just been to the doctor the first time (I've since been back twice for still more antibiotics), but we decided to stay in touch & try to find a time to get together to play again. Many rounds of txt msging and voicemail later, we've set a date! F will be coming over to play on Monday night. I'm really looking forward to it! Stay tuned for more details!
I also have had a phone call & AFF email or two from RB, with whom I had a "lunchtime tryst" back in November. He's interested in seeing me again - and I him - but it's hard to work out a time to meet. June is crazy busy for me & I hope to get some time for play dates in July. I also found out that RB speaks Russian - I have a "thing" for languages, so I'm looking forward to our next meeting, whenever that might be.
Speaking of AFF, just 'cause I've been sick doesn't mean that I haven't been browsing over there. I've made contact with about 4 men there & am hoping that at least one of them will turn into a play date or two. Things definitely look promising!!
Stay tuned....
I also have had a phone call & AFF email or two from RB, with whom I had a "lunchtime tryst" back in November. He's interested in seeing me again - and I him - but it's hard to work out a time to meet. June is crazy busy for me & I hope to get some time for play dates in July. I also found out that RB speaks Russian - I have a "thing" for languages, so I'm looking forward to our next meeting, whenever that might be.
Speaking of AFF, just 'cause I've been sick doesn't mean that I haven't been browsing over there. I've made contact with about 4 men there & am hoping that at least one of them will turn into a play date or two. Things definitely look promising!!
Stay tuned....
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
• 400,000
I just wanted to point out that we passed the 400,000 visitor mark today! Thanks to everyone who has stopped by here in the (almost) 2 years since this blog was started!
Hurray!
Hurray!
Friday, June 10, 2005
• Follow Up
This is a follow up to my The Dark Side post from last week.
I went back to my regular (ie. non-GYN) doctor today because my sinuses are still stuffed up & I've been on amoxicillin (and an inhaler & a nasal spray) for 14 days. She said that for 10% of people, amoxicillin doesn't completely kill the infection I've got, so she prescribed me a 10 day course of augmentin (which is amoxicillin mixed with something else, according to the package).
While there, I mentioned that I have symptoms of a yeast infection, but I didn't know if it was ok to use the OTC cream or not since I'm actively taking antibiotics now. She recommended that I to ahead & use the 7 day cream (not the 1 or 3 day) to relieve the symptoms.
After I got home, I got a call from my GYN (did I mention that I love my GYN? She's so *nice*!) who told me that all my tests came back negative! YAY! I'm clean!
I asked, "Even yeast??" and she replied, "Um, no, that's the one thing that's abnormal - you do have an overgrowth of yeast." No surprise there, what with the antibiotics I've been one for the past 14 days. I told her what my other doctor said today & she agreed, but also prescribed me a 1-dose Diflucan pill to be taken at the end of my antibiotics course.
After I got off the phone with her, I called Dangly to tell him the good news! Then I remembered that I had forgotten to ask about getting vaccinated for Hepatitis A & B (remember, there is no vaccination for Hep C!), so I called the GYN office back.
I explained why I was calling to the nurse, who pulled my file. She went over all of my results with me again, one at a time, then said she had to ask the doctor about the vaccination & would call me back.
She did call me back at 5:00, but it was to tell me that the doctor was still in with a patient & she (the nurse) was going home, but she'd leave herself a note & get back to me on Monday.
I went back to my regular (ie. non-GYN) doctor today because my sinuses are still stuffed up & I've been on amoxicillin (and an inhaler & a nasal spray) for 14 days. She said that for 10% of people, amoxicillin doesn't completely kill the infection I've got, so she prescribed me a 10 day course of augmentin (which is amoxicillin mixed with something else, according to the package).
While there, I mentioned that I have symptoms of a yeast infection, but I didn't know if it was ok to use the OTC cream or not since I'm actively taking antibiotics now. She recommended that I to ahead & use the 7 day cream (not the 1 or 3 day) to relieve the symptoms.
After I got home, I got a call from my GYN (did I mention that I love my GYN? She's so *nice*!) who told me that all my tests came back negative! YAY! I'm clean!
I asked, "Even yeast??" and she replied, "Um, no, that's the one thing that's abnormal - you do have an overgrowth of yeast." No surprise there, what with the antibiotics I've been one for the past 14 days. I told her what my other doctor said today & she agreed, but also prescribed me a 1-dose Diflucan pill to be taken at the end of my antibiotics course.
After I got off the phone with her, I called Dangly to tell him the good news! Then I remembered that I had forgotten to ask about getting vaccinated for Hepatitis A & B (remember, there is no vaccination for Hep C!), so I called the GYN office back.
I explained why I was calling to the nurse, who pulled my file. She went over all of my results with me again, one at a time, then said she had to ask the doctor about the vaccination & would call me back.
She did call me back at 5:00, but it was to tell me that the doctor was still in with a patient & she (the nurse) was going home, but she'd leave herself a note & get back to me on Monday.
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
• Toy Stories
(I know, 2 posts in one day! What *is* the world coming to?!?)
Flea over at One Good Thing posted a positively hilarious story about her bartending days. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. If you don't read her blog, why the hell not?!? It's fucking hilarious!
Anyway, one of the commenters left a funny story concerning sex toys that I'd like to share here:
Flea over at One Good Thing posted a positively hilarious story about her bartending days. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants. If you don't read her blog, why the hell not?!? It's fucking hilarious!
Anyway, one of the commenters left a funny story concerning sex toys that I'd like to share here:
This isn't exactly what Flea asked for, but I just have to share it...This makes me wonder what other funny sex toy stories might be out there - so, please post them either in the comments, or in your own blogs (and post a comment so we know to go look for them there)!
The first apartment that my s.o. and I shared was with three other great friends of ours, all females.
For Christmas that year, he and I were going to be traveling out of the country, so we thought it would be funny to leave joke gifts for the girls to open on Christmas morning.
Come that fine morning they open their gifts and laugh, as they realize we've given each of them a GIANT dildo. One in particular was just a joke - it had to have been at least 18 inches long and six inches thick.
So anyway, the girls leave the dildos laying about the living room for the next couple of days, enjoying a good laugh each time they see them.
Until the day the doorbell rings. No guests were expected, so they knew they had to hide the dildos fast!
Amy got up to answer the door, while Alyssa grabbed all the sex toys and tossed them behind the TV.
It was only then, after she had hidden the embarrassing evidence behind the television, that Alyssa realized the person at the door was the cable guy!!!
(Needless to say, Lys ran to her room and locked herself in while Amy had to distract the cable guy while simultaneously extracting the massive dildos from behind the TV.)
• Topics
I mentioned previously that I have a few posts saved as Drafts here in ol' blogger & that I was planning on finishing & publishing them soon.
Recently, I've noticed that these topics have been coming up on other people's blogs and now that I'm feeling better & can post them, it looks like I'm the copy-cat!
I can hear it now: Oh, Boo-hoo!
*sigh*
So, here is one of the topics that I've been meaning to post about - MILF-dom.
Notice Bacchus' link to a post about it over on Functional Ambivalent. A really great post & worth reading, IMO.
Why am I posting about MILF-dom? Well, because I'm 35 years old and will be 36 in just a couple of months. I'm at that age where I'm starting to realize that the halcyon days of my youth are coming to an end. If I'd known this is what aging was all about, I'd've taken better care of myself when I was younger! I'm steeling myself for the soon-to-be-here days when men I'm attracted to - men in their late 20s & early 30s - might not be attracted to me simply because I'm "an older woman".
FTR, "MILF" can apparently stand not only for "Mothers I'd Like to Fuck", but also "Mature women I'd Like to Fuck". No babies required.
I actually had a response in AFF from a man who said he "really likes older women". The thing is, he was 33. Um, hello? I don't think 2 years counts as "older"!
You see, I'm *also* at that sensitive age where I resist the term "older woman" - How dare he call *ME* "old"?!? I mean, really!
Such a dichotomy I am facing here! Young enough to still have perky breasts, but old enough that tiny (for now) wrinkles are forming on my face!
I have a choice to make in the next year or two. That choice is whether to enter a state of denial (ie. continue to act & dress as if I'm 25), or to gracefully embrace the title of MILF.
If I go with denial, I risk becoming the old woman who refuses to acknowledge what everybody else sees & so becomes at first perhaps a laughing-stock, but then just a sad, bitter parody.
However, if I embrace MILF-dom, the only thing I risk is "rejection" by "men" who are too inexperienced and/or shallow to know what they're missing! I've got experience! I know what to do with a cock! I'm no timid flower in bed!
Hmm, it seems that the choice would be obvious, huh?
I think I'll close with a quote from Wanda: "I'm gonna rock your world!"
Recently, I've noticed that these topics have been coming up on other people's blogs and now that I'm feeling better & can post them, it looks like I'm the copy-cat!
I can hear it now: Oh, Boo-hoo!
*sigh*
So, here is one of the topics that I've been meaning to post about - MILF-dom.
Notice Bacchus' link to a post about it over on Functional Ambivalent. A really great post & worth reading, IMO.
Why am I posting about MILF-dom? Well, because I'm 35 years old and will be 36 in just a couple of months. I'm at that age where I'm starting to realize that the halcyon days of my youth are coming to an end. If I'd known this is what aging was all about, I'd've taken better care of myself when I was younger! I'm steeling myself for the soon-to-be-here days when men I'm attracted to - men in their late 20s & early 30s - might not be attracted to me simply because I'm "an older woman".
FTR, "MILF" can apparently stand not only for "Mothers I'd Like to Fuck", but also "Mature women I'd Like to Fuck". No babies required.
I actually had a response in AFF from a man who said he "really likes older women". The thing is, he was 33. Um, hello? I don't think 2 years counts as "older"!
You see, I'm *also* at that sensitive age where I resist the term "older woman" - How dare he call *ME* "old"?!? I mean, really!
Such a dichotomy I am facing here! Young enough to still have perky breasts, but old enough that tiny (for now) wrinkles are forming on my face!
I have a choice to make in the next year or two. That choice is whether to enter a state of denial (ie. continue to act & dress as if I'm 25), or to gracefully embrace the title of MILF.
If I go with denial, I risk becoming the old woman who refuses to acknowledge what everybody else sees & so becomes at first perhaps a laughing-stock, but then just a sad, bitter parody.
However, if I embrace MILF-dom, the only thing I risk is "rejection" by "men" who are too inexperienced and/or shallow to know what they're missing! I've got experience! I know what to do with a cock! I'm no timid flower in bed!
Hmm, it seems that the choice would be obvious, huh?
I think I'll close with a quote from Wanda: "I'm gonna rock your world!"
Monday, June 06, 2005
• Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming
Yes, enough about the Dark Side of Sex for now! As important as posts like that are, let's get back to the hot, sweaty stuff!
Just because I've been sick does NOT mean that I haven't been horny. Dangly & I made love a few times while I was ill, but now that I'm feeling better, my libido has returned with a *vengeance* Yee-haw!
On the mornings that we don't have to set an alarm clock or be anywhere at any specific time, we like to take our time getting out of bed. Yesterday was just such a morning. After taking care of "nature's call", we both got back into bed for some serious cuddle time. Eventually, we ended up lying in a not-quite-69 position, both of us on our backs next to each other, but positioned so that we each had easy access to the other's bits.
I think I started it by making the observation that it feels good to grasp my hood piercing ring between thumb & forefinger & push it into my clit. Gently at first, then harder after my clit gets harder. Dangly wasted no time in experimenting with this. Soon his thumb was slowly rubbing between my clit and my vag, stroking between my labia, sometimes dipping into my hole.
Meanwhile, I was gently stroking his ever-hardening cock, sliding the foreskin along his shaft, ocassionally going so far as to rub his glans, but gently, gently.
Dangly's thumb slowly coaxed the wetness from me (I've been sort of dry lately - being sick will do that to a girl), venturing deeper into my pussy while his other fingers twiddled along my labia & on my clit. I squirmed as he wiggled his thumb just inside my vag - right on that spongy mass that feels SO GOOD when it's rubbed in just the right way.
I wriggled around and tried to not kick Dangly in the head and still pay attention to his cock, but it was becoming increasingly difficult to maintain enough concentration to do that. I think I pretty much gave up the rubbing and just kept his cock grasped in my hand, squeezing as I remembered to do so!
His thumb was working magic in me as I groaned and squiggled and writhed around. I pushed back against his thumb, urging it in as far as it could go, encouraging Dangly to wiggle and press it against me. As I become more aroused, I like the pressure to increase. Dangly knows this & his other fingers remembered to press on my clit and rub my labia between them.
Soon, I was clenching my legs in orgasm! After taking a moment to breathe, I said to Dangly, "I want you to lick my pussy." He replied, "I think that can be arranged."
We remembered that I hadn't sat on his face in a while, so we disentangled ourselves, then Dangly positioned the pillows beneath his head & shoulders and I straddled his face.
I like this position because I can rest my head and arms on the back of the headboard - as well as grasp the headboard while in the throes of orgasm - PLUS we have found that my orgasms are stronger when I am upright on my knees. This position allows for all of that - and the pillows mean that Dangly doesn't have to get a sore neck straining to reach my pussy. It's a win/win!
Dangly's tongue is magic - it should be studied and modeled for the ultimate pleasure toy. I've said before that I don't know what he does down there, but OMG it sure feels good! He gets me in just the right spots with just the right amount of pressure and uses not only his tongue, but his cheeks, chin and yes, even his teeth. (He especially likes clicking my clit ring on his teeth!) He holds onto my thighs with his hands - he needs to with the way I buck around! - and wiggles his tongue around until I am practically fainting from pleasure.
I gasped and panted and clutched the headboard, practically squealing in delight. Soon I felt the wave of a Large Orgasm approaching. I told Dangly, "Keep doing that, oh don't stop, don't stop! yes! yes!" As the wave broke over me, I shuddered and moaned.
Dangly moved his tongue around tentatively, causing me to twitch and shudder a few more times before I climbed off of him. Looking at him, I said, "So, what do you want to do now?" He said, "I think I'd like to put this rock hard cock in your pussy. Do you think you'd like that?" I laughed and said bring it on!
I climbed on top of him and we guided his pole to my waiting cunt. I maneuvered myself forward-up and back-down a few times until I got just the right rhythm so that the bed springs could help me. Dangly pulled me close to him and bent his head so that he could take one of my nipples into his mouth. Sucking on it, he again used his talented tongue to flick and caress it, then wrapped his teeth around my barbells and gently bit, all the while flick, flick, flicking his tongue. I held his head, holding him close, not wanting to let him go. I gasped as I came again.
Letting go of my breast, he laid his head back down and grasped my hips to pull me closer to him. He pushed on my thighs and I realized that he wanted to move into Reverse Missionary position. In this position, I lean forward, then straighten my legs. Dangly spreads his legs & I put mine between his. He bends his knees & draws his legs up, and now I am in the position to thrust my hips.
I lifted myself up on my arms and thrust for a while, then raised up onto my knees, my hand on Dangly's shins, thrusting, totally enjoying the wonderful feeling of the entire length of his shaft rubbing along my clit with each stroke!
Dangly enjoys this position, too, and not just because it physically feels good - it's also a good "mental mind fuck" for him, his legs spread and lifted, me thrusting my hips, both of us sweating from the exertion.
However, soon Dangly's hip got a little sore and so we broke apart. I asked him, "Do you want me to get some lube and finish you off?" He said, "Actually, I'd like to jerk off and come on your chest."
Surprised - we've never done that before, at least not intentionally - I readily agreed! When he got up I quickly laid down in his spot, then he straddled my hips. He took his dick in hand and slowly slid his foreskin back and forth along the shaft and up to the head then back again. His eyes glazed over with pleasure. I reached up to play with his nipples as I watched this amazing spectacle. He twitched and moaned as I pinched and twiddled and then finally his eyes rolled back in his head, his chin pressed against his chest and his cock pulsed as he shot his load onto my belly and chest.
When he was done, I rubbed his come into my chest then reached up to milk another drop or two out of his cock. Flushed, Dangly looked down at me and smiled, then we both laughed in delight. He reached over for the tissue box & we wiped ourselves clean - well, clean enough to get out of bed, anyway.
I can't wait until my throat finally feels all better - I've promised Dangly that he's going to get some good blow jobs!!
***
ps. Check out the new link I've got under "Other good sex stuff". The link is to MyPleasure.com a site that not only sells sex toys, but has a great education section, too, with Q&As, FAQs and a sex glossary!
Just because I've been sick does NOT mean that I haven't been horny. Dangly & I made love a few times while I was ill, but now that I'm feeling better, my libido has returned with a *vengeance* Yee-haw!
On the mornings that we don't have to set an alarm clock or be anywhere at any specific time, we like to take our time getting out of bed. Yesterday was just such a morning. After taking care of "nature's call", we both got back into bed for some serious cuddle time. Eventually, we ended up lying in a not-quite-69 position, both of us on our backs next to each other, but positioned so that we each had easy access to the other's bits.
I think I started it by making the observation that it feels good to grasp my hood piercing ring between thumb & forefinger & push it into my clit. Gently at first, then harder after my clit gets harder. Dangly wasted no time in experimenting with this. Soon his thumb was slowly rubbing between my clit and my vag, stroking between my labia, sometimes dipping into my hole.
Meanwhile, I was gently stroking his ever-hardening cock, sliding the foreskin along his shaft, ocassionally going so far as to rub his glans, but gently, gently.
Dangly's thumb slowly coaxed the wetness from me (I've been sort of dry lately - being sick will do that to a girl), venturing deeper into my pussy while his other fingers twiddled along my labia & on my clit. I squirmed as he wiggled his thumb just inside my vag - right on that spongy mass that feels SO GOOD when it's rubbed in just the right way.
I wriggled around and tried to not kick Dangly in the head and still pay attention to his cock, but it was becoming increasingly difficult to maintain enough concentration to do that. I think I pretty much gave up the rubbing and just kept his cock grasped in my hand, squeezing as I remembered to do so!
His thumb was working magic in me as I groaned and squiggled and writhed around. I pushed back against his thumb, urging it in as far as it could go, encouraging Dangly to wiggle and press it against me. As I become more aroused, I like the pressure to increase. Dangly knows this & his other fingers remembered to press on my clit and rub my labia between them.
Soon, I was clenching my legs in orgasm! After taking a moment to breathe, I said to Dangly, "I want you to lick my pussy." He replied, "I think that can be arranged."
We remembered that I hadn't sat on his face in a while, so we disentangled ourselves, then Dangly positioned the pillows beneath his head & shoulders and I straddled his face.
I like this position because I can rest my head and arms on the back of the headboard - as well as grasp the headboard while in the throes of orgasm - PLUS we have found that my orgasms are stronger when I am upright on my knees. This position allows for all of that - and the pillows mean that Dangly doesn't have to get a sore neck straining to reach my pussy. It's a win/win!
Dangly's tongue is magic - it should be studied and modeled for the ultimate pleasure toy. I've said before that I don't know what he does down there, but OMG it sure feels good! He gets me in just the right spots with just the right amount of pressure and uses not only his tongue, but his cheeks, chin and yes, even his teeth. (He especially likes clicking my clit ring on his teeth!) He holds onto my thighs with his hands - he needs to with the way I buck around! - and wiggles his tongue around until I am practically fainting from pleasure.
I gasped and panted and clutched the headboard, practically squealing in delight. Soon I felt the wave of a Large Orgasm approaching. I told Dangly, "Keep doing that, oh don't stop, don't stop! yes! yes!" As the wave broke over me, I shuddered and moaned.
Dangly moved his tongue around tentatively, causing me to twitch and shudder a few more times before I climbed off of him. Looking at him, I said, "So, what do you want to do now?" He said, "I think I'd like to put this rock hard cock in your pussy. Do you think you'd like that?" I laughed and said bring it on!
I climbed on top of him and we guided his pole to my waiting cunt. I maneuvered myself forward-up and back-down a few times until I got just the right rhythm so that the bed springs could help me. Dangly pulled me close to him and bent his head so that he could take one of my nipples into his mouth. Sucking on it, he again used his talented tongue to flick and caress it, then wrapped his teeth around my barbells and gently bit, all the while flick, flick, flicking his tongue. I held his head, holding him close, not wanting to let him go. I gasped as I came again.
Letting go of my breast, he laid his head back down and grasped my hips to pull me closer to him. He pushed on my thighs and I realized that he wanted to move into Reverse Missionary position. In this position, I lean forward, then straighten my legs. Dangly spreads his legs & I put mine between his. He bends his knees & draws his legs up, and now I am in the position to thrust my hips.
I lifted myself up on my arms and thrust for a while, then raised up onto my knees, my hand on Dangly's shins, thrusting, totally enjoying the wonderful feeling of the entire length of his shaft rubbing along my clit with each stroke!
Dangly enjoys this position, too, and not just because it physically feels good - it's also a good "mental mind fuck" for him, his legs spread and lifted, me thrusting my hips, both of us sweating from the exertion.
However, soon Dangly's hip got a little sore and so we broke apart. I asked him, "Do you want me to get some lube and finish you off?" He said, "Actually, I'd like to jerk off and come on your chest."
Surprised - we've never done that before, at least not intentionally - I readily agreed! When he got up I quickly laid down in his spot, then he straddled my hips. He took his dick in hand and slowly slid his foreskin back and forth along the shaft and up to the head then back again. His eyes glazed over with pleasure. I reached up to play with his nipples as I watched this amazing spectacle. He twitched and moaned as I pinched and twiddled and then finally his eyes rolled back in his head, his chin pressed against his chest and his cock pulsed as he shot his load onto my belly and chest.
When he was done, I rubbed his come into my chest then reached up to milk another drop or two out of his cock. Flushed, Dangly looked down at me and smiled, then we both laughed in delight. He reached over for the tissue box & we wiped ourselves clean - well, clean enough to get out of bed, anyway.
I can't wait until my throat finally feels all better - I've promised Dangly that he's going to get some good blow jobs!!
***
ps. Check out the new link I've got under "Other good sex stuff". The link is to MyPleasure.com a site that not only sells sex toys, but has a great education section, too, with Q&As, FAQs and a sex glossary!
Saturday, June 04, 2005
• DanglyBits answers
I just wanted to point out that DanglyBits added his own comments into the "Tell Us Twiddly" post below.
Friday, June 03, 2005
• The Dark Side...
Yes, the Dark Side of sex - today was my semi-annual GYN exam. My regular GYN wasn't available, so I saw a different doctor in the office.
OMG! I absolutely, positively LOVE this doctor & will ask for her every time from now on!!!! She was genuinely nice & caring & didn't project any judgemental vibes at me!
OK, I'll back up & tell it from the beginning.
After taking the train to the office - much better than fighting rush hour traffic on the SF Peninsula! - I had to fill out a change of address & change of insurance form, then waited patiently (no pun intended) until my name was called.
Once into the examination room, the nurse asked me some standard questions and took my BP. She gave me the paper gown & lap cover & left the room. I got undressed, then put on the robe & put the cover over my lap & sat on the table to wait for the doctor.
When the doctor came in, she sat down with my chart and in a very friendly manner asked me some questions. I gave her my list of STDs/STIs that I wanted to be tested for as well as my list of "additional concerns" I've noticed since my last visit.
UNLIKE my regular doctor, she did NOT ask me, "Why do you want all of these tests? You're married!" forcing me to answer, "Because my husband & I are not monogamous" and then enduring her judgemental attitude (even as she tries not to send those vibes). No, THIS doctor just looked at my list & said, "OK, we can do this, no problem."
Oh, my list? Here it is:
•Bacterial Vaginosis
•Chlamydia
•Cytomegalovirus
•Gonorrhea (rectal, vaginal AND throat cultures)
•Hepatitis B
•Herpes Simplex
•HIV (viral load AND ELISA)
•Human Papilloma
•Mononucleosis
•Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
•Syphilis
•Trichomoniasis
•Candidiasis
I formatted my list in a nice table format (I am such a geek!) with explanatory text. Here's the full list:
•Bacterial Vaginosis
BTW, most of those comments are direct quotes from the Scarleteen Infection Section page, a wonderful resource even if you aren't a teen.
It's frightening how many of these things often have no symptoms, or symptoms that can be mistaken for other, far less dangerous things! That's what makes things like this (where she says that "she inspected him and he looked fine") kind of scary.
I know, I know, mote/beam, etc. I'm no angel & have not always played 100% safely. It's something that I promise to do better on in the future.
Anyway, as the doctor looked over my list, she asked about the Hepatitis B. As I explained why I thought I had been vaccinated, she told me that I had probably been vaccinated for Hep A, not B or C. So, she said she'd request tests for all 3. Any of them that I don't have antibodies for, I will get vaccinated for. When I pointed out that the Syphilis test might not be necessary due to my amoxicillin course, she said she'd order the test anyway, just to be on the safe side.
She marked on my list which tests were to be done via swab, via the Pap smear itself, or via blood work, then she photocopied my list & put it into my file. I saw her referring to my list as she filled out the order form for my bloodwork.
As for my other concerns, one is the Candidiasis - I seem to be susceptible to yeast infections & since I'm currently on antibiotics, I figured we might as well nip this one in the bud.
Another concern is my anus. You may have noted a dearth of anal sex stories on this blog lately and that's because my butt hurts! :-( Since about January, I've been very tender down there. I don't think it is related to anal sex, as I don't remember the onset of symptoms coinciding with an episode of anal. The doctor recommended that I try using some OTC 1% hydrocortisone ointment (not cream) to see if that helps, plus continue to monitor it & see how it feels by the next appointment.
My third concern was that my periods have suddenly (as in since late March) started coming more frequently. I used to be on a 28-30 day cycle, but it has recently switched to 23-25 days. Plus, I think I had a hot flash last week. The doctor said that it probably was NOT perimenopause (I'm 35), but it's possible that it is. She advised me to call my mother & find out when she started experiencing hot flashes. My cramps have also gotten worse and last for 3 days now instead of just 1, so she prescribed me some ibuprofen (Rx strength).
After my appointment with this wonderful doctor, I went down the hall to the lab to have my blood drawn. I always have to tell them that I'm allergic to latex & they have to dig out the nitrile gloves. I will give them credit for having a poster on the wall asking patients if they are allergic to latex, to let the staff know. However, it is my opinion that medical offices should do away with the latex gloves entirely, just like my dentist's office has done. I also have to tell them that I have "rolling veins" - it's difficult to draw blood from me because my veins "roll" out of the way of the needle. It's always been a traumatic experience for me to have blood drawn because it always seems to take a minimum of 2 needle sticks, and sometimes as many as 5 before any blood is actually taken.
Anyway, when I told the nurse about my allergy, she found the box of nitrile gloves, but then decided not to put any on & took my blood bare-handed (on the first stick, yay!).
I thought this was odd -- Did she not look at the list of tests? HIV, Hepatitis, Herpes!! Why on earth would she take my blood bare-handed when this is the type of test I'm there for???
So, now I wait for the results of my tests.
OMG! I absolutely, positively LOVE this doctor & will ask for her every time from now on!!!! She was genuinely nice & caring & didn't project any judgemental vibes at me!
OK, I'll back up & tell it from the beginning.
After taking the train to the office - much better than fighting rush hour traffic on the SF Peninsula! - I had to fill out a change of address & change of insurance form, then waited patiently (no pun intended) until my name was called.
Once into the examination room, the nurse asked me some standard questions and took my BP. She gave me the paper gown & lap cover & left the room. I got undressed, then put on the robe & put the cover over my lap & sat on the table to wait for the doctor.
When the doctor came in, she sat down with my chart and in a very friendly manner asked me some questions. I gave her my list of STDs/STIs that I wanted to be tested for as well as my list of "additional concerns" I've noticed since my last visit.
UNLIKE my regular doctor, she did NOT ask me, "Why do you want all of these tests? You're married!" forcing me to answer, "Because my husband & I are not monogamous" and then enduring her judgemental attitude (even as she tries not to send those vibes). No, THIS doctor just looked at my list & said, "OK, we can do this, no problem."
Oh, my list? Here it is:
•Bacterial Vaginosis
•Chlamydia
•Cytomegalovirus
•Gonorrhea (rectal, vaginal AND throat cultures)
•Hepatitis B
•Herpes Simplex
•HIV (viral load AND ELISA)
•Human Papilloma
•Mononucleosis
•Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
•Syphilis
•Trichomoniasis
•Candidiasis
I formatted my list in a nice table format (I am such a geek!) with explanatory text. Here's the full list:
•Bacterial Vaginosis
half the women who meet clinical criteria for BV have no symptoms•Chlamydia
In most cases, chlamydia shows no symptoms•Cytomegalovirus
The initial infection is usually asymptomatic (About eighty percent of healthy adults have antibodies to CMV in their bloodstreams)•Gonorrhea (rectal, vaginal AND throat cultures)
Many people do not get any symptoms at all. If males or females get a gonorrheal infection in their throat, they usually don't have any symptoms.•Hepatitis B
half of people who are infected with HBV don't have any symptoms•Herpes Simplex
NOTE: I think I was vaccinated in 1996.
I do get cold sores on my lips. Haven't had one in 5 years.•HIV
viral load test AND ELISA!•Human Papilloma
in most cases, HPV shows no external symptoms•Mononucleosis
Many people become infected with EBV & do not have any symptoms•Pelvic Inflammatory Disease
NOTE: I think I had mono in 1988.
it is widely thought that millions of cases each year go undiagnosed•Syphilis
a person might not have any symptoms at all•Trichomoniasis
NOTE: I have been on amoxicillin.
Almost half of infected women will not have any signs at all•Candidiasis
I have been on amoxicillin.
BTW, most of those comments are direct quotes from the Scarleteen Infection Section page, a wonderful resource even if you aren't a teen.
It's frightening how many of these things often have no symptoms, or symptoms that can be mistaken for other, far less dangerous things! That's what makes things like this (where she says that "she inspected him and he looked fine") kind of scary.
I know, I know, mote/beam, etc. I'm no angel & have not always played 100% safely. It's something that I promise to do better on in the future.
Anyway, as the doctor looked over my list, she asked about the Hepatitis B. As I explained why I thought I had been vaccinated, she told me that I had probably been vaccinated for Hep A, not B or C. So, she said she'd request tests for all 3. Any of them that I don't have antibodies for, I will get vaccinated for. When I pointed out that the Syphilis test might not be necessary due to my amoxicillin course, she said she'd order the test anyway, just to be on the safe side.
She marked on my list which tests were to be done via swab, via the Pap smear itself, or via blood work, then she photocopied my list & put it into my file. I saw her referring to my list as she filled out the order form for my bloodwork.
As for my other concerns, one is the Candidiasis - I seem to be susceptible to yeast infections & since I'm currently on antibiotics, I figured we might as well nip this one in the bud.
Another concern is my anus. You may have noted a dearth of anal sex stories on this blog lately and that's because my butt hurts! :-( Since about January, I've been very tender down there. I don't think it is related to anal sex, as I don't remember the onset of symptoms coinciding with an episode of anal. The doctor recommended that I try using some OTC 1% hydrocortisone ointment (not cream) to see if that helps, plus continue to monitor it & see how it feels by the next appointment.
My third concern was that my periods have suddenly (as in since late March) started coming more frequently. I used to be on a 28-30 day cycle, but it has recently switched to 23-25 days. Plus, I think I had a hot flash last week. The doctor said that it probably was NOT perimenopause (I'm 35), but it's possible that it is. She advised me to call my mother & find out when she started experiencing hot flashes. My cramps have also gotten worse and last for 3 days now instead of just 1, so she prescribed me some ibuprofen (Rx strength).
After my appointment with this wonderful doctor, I went down the hall to the lab to have my blood drawn. I always have to tell them that I'm allergic to latex & they have to dig out the nitrile gloves. I will give them credit for having a poster on the wall asking patients if they are allergic to latex, to let the staff know. However, it is my opinion that medical offices should do away with the latex gloves entirely, just like my dentist's office has done. I also have to tell them that I have "rolling veins" - it's difficult to draw blood from me because my veins "roll" out of the way of the needle. It's always been a traumatic experience for me to have blood drawn because it always seems to take a minimum of 2 needle sticks, and sometimes as many as 5 before any blood is actually taken.
Anyway, when I told the nurse about my allergy, she found the box of nitrile gloves, but then decided not to put any on & took my blood bare-handed (on the first stick, yay!).
I thought this was odd -- Did she not look at the list of tests? HIV, Hepatitis, Herpes!! Why on earth would she take my blood bare-handed when this is the type of test I'm there for???
So, now I wait for the results of my tests.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
• Tell Us Twiddly!
Here are the interview questions that Curious Pussy asked me:
Where would I go and what would I do there? I honestly don't know! I'll think about it some more and perhaps post an answer later....
I can't answer for Dangly (but will ask him to post a comment answering the question himself), but I suspect it would have to do with pink satin & probably some lace.
DanglyBits comments:
Well, it would depend a lot on where we were going.
- If to the bedroom, then satin and lace. Barefoot, of course, unless stockings and garters are involved. :-)
- If we're talking about just being out and about, I'd likely opt for something simple - soft, flowing sun dresses or a nice tight tank to show off my tits and a long swishy skirt with a slit to show off my legs, or maybe some nice shorts to show off my ass. I do like pinks and subtle floral patterns but mostly it's just whatever catches my eye as I'm shopping. Simple flats or sandles with about a 1.5 inch heel would complete the ensemble.
- For work, I'd like to be able to wear pleated skirts and lacy or ruffled blouses. I don't think anything looks nicer than a well tailored blouse and a skirt that fits right, with some not-too-high, open-toed pumps to complete the ensemble.
- For a formal occasions, I like to wear dresses that hit just above the knee. With your essentially unlimited budget, I'd go and get something tailored for me, to fit me like only a custom-made garment can. Not too showy, just something that makes me feel good about being out and being seen. The classic pump is always right for formal occasions.
- Fetishwear - I don't really have any clothing fetishes.... Just something sexy, I guess - maybe a really short skit and a diaphenous blouse and the highest heels I can stand in.
Sigh. Oh CP, to live in the world you've dreamt up.
I think it might have to do with the fact that Dangly is "fully himherself" pretty much all the time (there are some exceptions). Because he takes the time to purchase women's clothing that fits him well and also fits into his idea "full stealth", he wears such things all the time - so even when he doesn't *look* like he's en femme he still *is*. I think that affects his attitude and how he carries himself, and most likely the way I relate to him, too.
I said there were "some exceptions" - for example, we went to a black tie affair a few weeks ago (as guests of friends) and Dangly rented a tux for the event. I know he would have preferred to have worn a gown. Fortunately, the event is very festive, with people dressed up in many different ways, so in the future, if we go again, he may have that opportunity.
Anyway, back to the answer: I think the most embarrasing sexual encounter I've had was when Dangly & I were having anal sex & it got, um, *messy*. Ewww! We were both so into it that we didn't notice right away, and when we did - oh boy! We stopped & carefully separated (so as not to spread the mess around), then cleaned ourselves up a little, then got into the shower to finish cleaning. IIRC, we also "finished" up in the shower, so all was not lost. Not our most glorious moment. *shudder* It was embarrasing because of the mess, but NOT because he made me feel bad about it. On the contrary, Dangly was a perfect gentleman about the whole thing. I think his comment was, "OK, yes that's gross, but *shrug* skin washes."
As far as farcical or ludicrous goes, I think the closest we've come to that was the time that we were fucking so hard that he literally pushed me across the bed until my torso was literally dangling off the edge of the bed & my head was on the floor! Then there are the times when I've bumped my head on the headboard, or tried to climb into his lap and have fallen off the bed (this just happened last night, actually - we managed to catch ourselves, but we both nearly ended up on the floor!).
Other than those few "Three Stooges" moments, I can't really think of anything.
DanglyBits comments: Ahem. What about the time while we were staying with my brother and his family? And we were spooning in the morning and our nephew walked in on us? And the covers had slipped off us? And our "naughty" bits were prominently on display for anyone walking in the door? I think that's gotta rank right up there for embarassing moments.
TwiddlyBits replies: Oh yeah, I had completely forgotten about that! Our nephew was maybe 10 years old at the time....
I think the closest I've come to having a "darker, rougher, meaner" fantasy is probably the cough-medicine-inspired dream I had about electro-stim. I've been meaning to write about that & actually have a draft post saved in blogger, so perhaps I'll finish that & post it.
Yes, my relationship to myself has indeed changed since I lost weight (35 pounds). Even in everyday life, I no longer wonder, "Do they all think I'm grossly fat?" or "They must be disgusted by my weight."
I can now actually wear lingerie without feeling like I look completely ridiculous (only partly so) and am not ashamed to be naked in front of other people (not that that really every stopped me). I don't worry so much about things like "oh, does that angle make me look fat to him?" while I'm fucking someone. I can now just let go & enjoy myself.
Yes, I know that there are people out there who prefer women to have "some meat on their bones" and believe me, I really appreciate those people! However, self-image is important - if a woman can be large & not have those kinds of mental issues with herself, more power to her! I myself am not one of them. I think it has to do with the fact that my mother is large & I was always VERY thin. I kept thinking, "I'm turning into my mother!" For various reasons, not all of them having to do with weight, this was NOT something that I enjoyed thinking about myself.
As for others' response to me... Hmmm... I was going to say that men look at me more now, but I have to be honest - I don't think that's the case. I think men always looked at me appreciatively (I *wasn't* "grossly huge" (in quotes because it's a loaded phrase), even at my heaviest). I think I just notice it more now. :-)
T. Bits : Please forgive me if my questions aren't especially hot. As you may have surmised my idea of hot ain't necessarily that of the average girl. If needed feel free to ad "under the sheets" after each question to spice it up. But then again, I suspect you won't need such contrivances to make your words hot and sticky.LOL! I don't think I have an "average" idea of what constitutes "hot", either, so it's all good. On to the questions!
1) In "Smorgasbord" you described the outfit you wanted to wear to the New Year's Eve Fetish Ball. You casually threw in that money kept you from buying the "spectacular and outrageous outfit" of your dreams: a "velvet cloak with green satin lining." And, as an aside can I just say how charming the image of you in such finery is?Gee thanks! *blush*
And in "Tired and Cranky..." D. Bits tells us how you delightedly exclaim "Oh, good, you're gonna dress!" when s/he pulls out hisher tits and proceeds to put on hisher finest feminine regalia.Well, if I had my druthers about what to wear for "everyday", I'd go naked all the time. I'm a nudist at heart & enjoy being naked, *especially* outside in the California sun! For fetish wear, I would go with the outfit that I wanted to wear to the Ball - the black velvet cloak with green satin lining, my black balconierre bra with matching black lace thong & black leather sandals. What can I say? I have simple tastes!
So, say I wave my magic wand and give you a $100,000 shopping spree and the probably extremely rare occasion where you get to dress D. Bits precisely as you desire. And then I say a spell and the world is the kinda place where you and Dangly could wear whateverthefuck you want to whereverthefuck you want. What would it be? What would you each wear? And to where? And if you are so inclined to elaborate, what would you do once you got there?
Where would I go and what would I do there? I honestly don't know! I'll think about it some more and perhaps post an answer later....
I can't answer for Dangly (but will ask him to post a comment answering the question himself), but I suspect it would have to do with pink satin & probably some lace.
DanglyBits comments:
Well, it would depend a lot on where we were going.
- If to the bedroom, then satin and lace. Barefoot, of course, unless stockings and garters are involved. :-)
- If we're talking about just being out and about, I'd likely opt for something simple - soft, flowing sun dresses or a nice tight tank to show off my tits and a long swishy skirt with a slit to show off my legs, or maybe some nice shorts to show off my ass. I do like pinks and subtle floral patterns but mostly it's just whatever catches my eye as I'm shopping. Simple flats or sandles with about a 1.5 inch heel would complete the ensemble.
- For work, I'd like to be able to wear pleated skirts and lacy or ruffled blouses. I don't think anything looks nicer than a well tailored blouse and a skirt that fits right, with some not-too-high, open-toed pumps to complete the ensemble.
- For a formal occasions, I like to wear dresses that hit just above the knee. With your essentially unlimited budget, I'd go and get something tailored for me, to fit me like only a custom-made garment can. Not too showy, just something that makes me feel good about being out and being seen. The classic pump is always right for formal occasions.
- Fetishwear - I don't really have any clothing fetishes.... Just something sexy, I guess - maybe a really short skit and a diaphenous blouse and the highest heels I can stand in.
Sigh. Oh CP, to live in the world you've dreamt up.
2) Also in "Tired and Cranky..." Dangly tells us "It's amazing the transformation that comes over me when I'm 'dressed'. I become calmer, softer spoken, less hurried - more feminine, really."I'm not sure that I do relate to Dangly differently when he/she is 'dressed'. The first time it happened, I was wondering if I would feel differently or relate differently or anything like that, but Dangly's basic personality is the same no matter what clothes he/she wears (don't you hate those pronouns?!?). Dangly is my soulmate, my one true love, and the qualities that make that true are still there when he is dressed en femme. Frankly, I was surprised that it didn't affect me more than it does!
My question for you is, how are you transformed when D. Bits is dressed and is fully himherself? If you don't find yourself thinking/acting/feeling/relating differently, well, is there some remote tiny itty bitty part of you that wants to think/act/feel/relate in some entirely new way? If so, what would that be?
I think it might have to do with the fact that Dangly is "fully himherself" pretty much all the time (there are some exceptions). Because he takes the time to purchase women's clothing that fits him well and also fits into his idea "full stealth", he wears such things all the time - so even when he doesn't *look* like he's en femme he still *is*. I think that affects his attitude and how he carries himself, and most likely the way I relate to him, too.
I said there were "some exceptions" - for example, we went to a black tie affair a few weeks ago (as guests of friends) and Dangly rented a tux for the event. I know he would have preferred to have worn a gown. Fortunately, the event is very festive, with people dressed up in many different ways, so in the future, if we go again, he may have that opportunity.
3) In "When Dangly Got Home..." you wrote about a particularly hot encounter when Dangly suddenly:First of all, thanks for saying that honesty is sexy! I think so myself, but I sometimes wonder how prevalent that attitude is - not that knowing would make me change how I write, however; this is a blog about real sex, not a collection of erotic fiction.
"got a cramp in his hip - a painful one & so we had to stop! I had him roll over onto his back & I lubed my hands up intending to fondle him to orgasm, but he said that the cramp had 'taken the shine off'."
I thought that was so sexy for its honesty and realness. We've all been there. You know, the fart when you're being fucked or the time your piercing gets stuck to your lover's pubes. Can you share with us one of the more ludicrous, farcical or embarrassing sexual encounters you have had? Or, if you are really feeling it, one of each!
Anyway, back to the answer: I think the most embarrasing sexual encounter I've had was when Dangly & I were having anal sex & it got, um, *messy*. Ewww! We were both so into it that we didn't notice right away, and when we did - oh boy! We stopped & carefully separated (so as not to spread the mess around), then cleaned ourselves up a little, then got into the shower to finish cleaning. IIRC, we also "finished" up in the shower, so all was not lost. Not our most glorious moment. *shudder* It was embarrasing because of the mess, but NOT because he made me feel bad about it. On the contrary, Dangly was a perfect gentleman about the whole thing. I think his comment was, "OK, yes that's gross, but *shrug* skin washes."
As far as farcical or ludicrous goes, I think the closest we've come to that was the time that we were fucking so hard that he literally pushed me across the bed until my torso was literally dangling off the edge of the bed & my head was on the floor! Then there are the times when I've bumped my head on the headboard, or tried to climb into his lap and have fallen off the bed (this just happened last night, actually - we managed to catch ourselves, but we both nearly ended up on the floor!).
Other than those few "Three Stooges" moments, I can't really think of anything.
DanglyBits comments: Ahem. What about the time while we were staying with my brother and his family? And we were spooning in the morning and our nephew walked in on us? And the covers had slipped off us? And our "naughty" bits were prominently on display for anyone walking in the door? I think that's gotta rank right up there for embarassing moments.
TwiddlyBits replies: Oh yeah, I had completely forgotten about that! Our nephew was maybe 10 years old at the time....
4) In "Internet Cafes..." you shared with us:Hmmm, that's a hard question to answer. My previous marriage pretty much squashed my fantasy-factory - my first husband thought that fantasizing was "wrong" and so I was made to feel like scum if I admitted to having any. It was just easier not to have fantasies. So, I'm still learning how to have them. I don't have any really full-formed fantasies even yet, even though I do sometimes mentally enact scenarios while masturbating or while just day-dreaming.
"But it still surprised me when this lover .... grabbed my hair while I was going down on him. He grabbed it forcefully, yet gently. It's hard to explain. When Dangly is 'rough' with me, it's because I want it - there's his underlying gentleness right there. When this lover was 'rough' with me, it's because *he* likes it that way - but is sensitive enough to realize that there's a limit to roughness & stops short of hurting. I found it really really hot and stimulating, actually."
So, in the safety of what-if and imagine-this, what is one of the darker, rougher, meaner fantasies you have that gets you off but maybe isn't something you would really want to try in real time? And can you put your finger on why it is exactly that it gets you off?
I think the closest I've come to having a "darker, rougher, meaner" fantasy is probably the cough-medicine-inspired dream I had about electro-stim. I've been meaning to write about that & actually have a draft post saved in blogger, so perhaps I'll finish that & post it.
5) I couldn't help noticing that your blog was started shortly after you started the Atkins diet. Now, myself I have lost about 100 pounds in the past 5 or so years and let's just say that my entire relationship to my body, to sex, and to the whole world is radically different now then what it was 100 pounds ago.First of all, congratulations on losing 100 pounds, CP!
If you had to describe to someone who had never been "fat" (a relative term if ever there was one) how your relationship to your own body and your sexuality has changed since your body's transformation how would you put it into words? Any additional comments as to the transformation, if any, of those around you and their response to you?
Yes, my relationship to myself has indeed changed since I lost weight (35 pounds). Even in everyday life, I no longer wonder, "Do they all think I'm grossly fat?" or "They must be disgusted by my weight."
I can now actually wear lingerie without feeling like I look completely ridiculous (only partly so) and am not ashamed to be naked in front of other people (not that that really every stopped me). I don't worry so much about things like "oh, does that angle make me look fat to him?" while I'm fucking someone. I can now just let go & enjoy myself.
Yes, I know that there are people out there who prefer women to have "some meat on their bones" and believe me, I really appreciate those people! However, self-image is important - if a woman can be large & not have those kinds of mental issues with herself, more power to her! I myself am not one of them. I think it has to do with the fact that my mother is large & I was always VERY thin. I kept thinking, "I'm turning into my mother!" For various reasons, not all of them having to do with weight, this was NOT something that I enjoyed thinking about myself.
As for others' response to me... Hmmm... I was going to say that men look at me more now, but I have to be honest - I don't think that's the case. I think men always looked at me appreciatively (I *wasn't* "grossly huge" (in quotes because it's a loaded phrase), even at my heaviest). I think I just notice it more now. :-)